[Iceshadow]

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"Gahaha, yeh' 's finally 'appenin'."

"'s an untapped market I say."

"People like killin' 'nd 'urtin', why not get paid ta' do it?"

The local dickhead, gambling goblin prodigy of Meranthe, Dijkstra, is doing well to make himself known.

There's plenty of untapped potential in Meranthe, people with strong arms. People with strong magic! People who are broke and need money.

Maybe there's a couple of common traits between them all.

They're either bored, need money, or bored and need money.

An untapped market?

More amusement for him.

Maybe a little extra in the pocket, too.

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there are obvious scratch marks where spelling has been corrected
this sheet is a single draft written upon twenty times
there are small little question marks pockmarking the paper as if it was graded by someone else

An Ofishul Official dekree:

roight lissen(wrong spelling) listen up yeh ne'erdowells
im bout bord of yeh all usin my fuckin property ta kill eachotha on wit out payin me
so eers(???) heres what were gunna(?) going to do

is time for all of yeh to make yerselves usefaul ta me and show me what yeh can do
both for yerself nd tha continent
not that i care too much bout tha second one gahahaha(you dont have to write your laugh)

kum(again?) come next year, im hostin a fight club
'nd every year after dat one too
i wanna see yeh all kill each other, not fer free, o'course
dijkstra's a business man, 'dat he is.

make it plain nd simple, i will

two thousand fer a good bone-breakin fight 
five thousand if yeh wanna take sumones arm off
ten thousand if yeh really wanna break somebody debillitatinly debilitatingly

-Dijkstra                                       

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[COME NEXT YEAR]
[DIJKSTRA WILL BE HOSTING FIGHT CLUBS IN HIS CAVE OUTSIDE OF ARCADIA]

[TWO THOUSAND BUY IN FOR AGGRESSIVE]
[FIVE THOUSAND BUY IN FOR DANGER]
[TEN THOUSAND BUY IN FOR DEADLY]

[FIFTEEN HUNDRED FOR ENTRANCE FEE TO WATCH]
[SNACKS INCLUDED WITH ENTRY(only if you ask and even then, maybe)]

[ANYONE WILL BE ALLOWED TO COME AND FIGHT]
[ANYONE.]
[DISCLAIMER: MATCHUPS MAY NOT BE FAIR]
[YOU PAY TO FIGHT, YOU'RE FIGHTING]

[LEAVE YOUR HATRED AT THE DOOR AND BRING YOUR STRENGTH]