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"Gahaha, yeh' 's finally 'appenin'."

"'s an untapped market I say."

"People like killin' 'nd 'urtin', why not get paid ta' do it?"

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An Ofishul Official dekree:

roight lissen(wrong spelling) listen up yeh ne'erdowells
im bout bord of yeh all usin my fuckin property ta kill eachotha on wit out payin me
so eers(???) heres what were gunna(?) going to do

is time for all of yeh to make yerselves usefaul ta me and show me what yeh can do
both for yerself nd tha continent
not that i care too much bout tha second one gahahaha(you dont have to write your laugh)

kum(again?) come next year, im hostin a fight club
'nd every year after dat one too
i wanna see yeh all kill each other, not fer free, o'course
dijkstra's a business man, 'dat he is.

make it plain nd simple, i will

two thousand fer a good bone-breakin fight 
five thousand if yeh wanna take sumones arm off
ten thousand if yeh really wanna break somebody debillitatinly debilitatingly

-Dijkstra