Urgent Notice on Behalf of Ciel Pelleaux

[1r5]

In an unusual twist of events, the completely-unrelated-to-any-of-this trickster and proprietor of the Horrible Food Stand speaks up.

"GEEZ!! All of you involved in whatever the FUCK is going on, GO SMOOCH ALREADY!!"

[Milly]

High up within the Tarian Mountains, the somber melody of a piano is interrupted when the Forgemaster hears tale of the most recent going ons down below.

With an Uncrustable on a table next to him half eaten, he has this to say:

"Who is doing what now?"

[BLOX]

[BabyFatJesus]

Are we just ignoring the part where Claramonde said her son was married to her daughter?
Am I the only one who had to read that twice?

My family motto is 'Family is Everything'.
I can't believe the Gardios family has taken that to the next level.

-Mikhail pyr Docro

[totally a real new player]

A missive is sent out from the nigh abandoned gymnasium of Starfall Academy in which Guy Cobbs remains, clinging to the last vestiges of his former glory.

Hey, man, I really need a woman for my upcoming emporium post. Hook me up?

[Sanguine415]

Forced into this frivolous affair by Master Okabe, the lawyer and law magic trainee to be synthetic would release an official statement.

On behalf of my client, I must insist further defamation not take place on threat of litigation. Such slander damages the name and brand of the Waystone, and that can functionally be represented in court as a negative influence against income. This is a cease and desist order, any further slanderous claims will be met with litigation in the supreme court of Esshar, also housed at the Waystone. Buy Okabe, buy gold. The Waystone.

An addendum was also directed at the young Guo Okabe from her synthetic uncle.

You're grounded. 

[eev]

Are we just ignoring the part where Claramonde said her son was married to her daughter?
Am I the only one who had to read that twice?

My family motto is 'Family is Everything'.
I can't believe the Gardios family has taken that to the next level.

-Mikhail pyr Docro

Word of slander upon the Gardios siblings quickly reaches a certain blind High Priestess. She seems to be too taken aback for words for the minutes to follow.

"What, now?

[Jess]

After hearing of the strange rumors,
Rowan looks towards the Shimmering City from Moxtli with a question on her mind.