Spell Balance Suggestions

[Avee]

I'm going to be honest, for a moment.

I hate balance.

I hate talking about balance.

I hate reading about balance.

I hate the endless circular arguments regarding balance, I hate that people pretend that they know what they are talking about. I legitimately don't think anyone knows what's really going on 90% of the time regarding balance. I legitimately don't think there are any "bad" builds so long as you have the holy trinity of a stun, slow, and cleanse.

I hate confusion status, it's annoying.

I hate blinds, they're annoying.

I just want to look cool while I'm getting my ass absolutely fucking handed to me. That's all that really matters.

It's for these reasons I think we should buff melee. Every buff to another tree that isn't melee is secretly a nerf to melee, be it armed or unarmed

It's time we admit it to ourselves.

It's time to change melee, it's time to buff melee.

It's time to recognize and submit to melee users.

It's time to once again enter a new era of armed and unarmed dominance.

It's time for mages to piss and shit themselves prostrating before a melee user when they walk into the room.

Why do I want this so bad?

It's not because I am a melee user, which I am. I have no fear in admitting this.

It's because it's funny.

What is funny, is always what is best.

Truth is, kid, this post was a shitpost from the start.