Wesley's Cosmetic DLC

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Introducing Wesley Incorporated's latest venture.



The Cityscape Disguise MK1

Have you ever struggled to find a good spot of greenery to wear your Natural Disguise MK1? Have you ever drawn attention by standing perfectly still surrounded by concrete? Well, worry not, for Wesley Incorporated have the solution for you. Our new industrial-focused disguise is just what you need for a busy night out. Why face a mugging when you can run behind a corner and quickly become an inconspicuous crate? You will never want to venture the streets again without this fine safety net! A branching cousin of the Box, this disguise utilizes the very same techniques, with fair improvements! Utilizing a blend of industrial grade paint and an interior runic support network this box is as light as (and is made out of) paper, while also being as durable as sheets of steel. Its paint-staking artwork allows it to look near exactly like a traditional wooden boarded crate.

As a bonus it comes included with a self-defense electrical shock system. Please do not let children play with this device. Wesley Incorporated are not responsible for any unintended use of our products.

 Buy now for only 2749!

In the event a Cityscape Disguise MK1 may fall into hostile hands Wesley Incorporated  kindly requests activation of the provided self destruction rune.