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Wesley's Cosmetic DLC - Whatever - 02-28-2021 Quote: Quote: Current product selection:
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RE: Wesley's Custom Creations! - Whatever - 03-02-2021 Introducing Wesley Incorporated's latest venture.
The Cityscape Disguise MK1 Have you ever struggled to find a good spot of greenery to wear your Natural Disguise MK1? Have you ever drawn attention by standing perfectly still surrounded by concrete? Well, worry not, for Wesley Incorporated have the solution for you. Our new industrial-focused disguise is just what you need for a busy night out. Why face a mugging when you can run behind a corner and quickly become an inconspicuous crate? You will never want to venture the streets again without this fine safety net! A branching cousin of the Box, this disguise utilizes the very same techniques, with fair improvements! Utilizing a blend of industrial grade paint and an interior runic support network this box is as light as (and is made out of) paper, while also being as durable as sheets of steel. Its paint-staking artwork allows it to look near exactly like a traditional wooden boarded crate.
As a bonus it comes included with a self-defense electrical shock system. Please do not let children play with this device. Wesley Incorporated are not responsible for any unintended use of our products.
Buy now for only 2749!
In the event a Cityscape Disguise MK1 may fall into hostile hands Wesley Incorporated kindly requests activation of the provided self destruction rune.
RE: Wesley's Sprites! - Whatever - 03-04-2021 Wesley's Custom Creations has rebranded and moved location!
Our representative can now be found in front of the Waystone Inn. East of Achyon, North of Silverwall mine, south west of the Bridge. Stay tuned for our next product details.
Rebranding required as a result of Alchemy & Runes having no regard for their names length.
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Wesley Incorporated would like to introduce our greatest creation yet. With its unveiling having been at the Pyr Docro's wedding, it has become something of a topic of conversation. Introducing...
The Personal Off-Rails Mana Locomotive This is our most advanced design yet. Requiring months of work to prototype, this Locomotive is the height of Achyonite Luxury, while only being "slightly" cramped. Housing a rechargable Magi-Tech core, this product is capable of self-levitation and propulsion through a steam conversion matrix. The details beyond this are proprietary, but we can say that there is quite nothing else out there like it. This product is painted after the Barsburg national colouring scheme. It houses a "comfortable" cabin in which the operator manipulates various mechanisms in order to pilot the locomotive, as well as a built-in anti-tampering security mechanism that when activated violently shocks anyone who is not the holder of the "key". When a mechanism on the key is pressed an inaudible signal is sent through the air and picked up by the Locomotives built-in transceiver. This allows the transportation to be called directly to its owners side using rudimentary path finding algorithmic runework. One can call their Locomotive from any location at will, when within a range of three miles. You will never want to go back to traditional means of transportation again. Buy this luxury product now for only 9999.98! But wait, it does not end there. Introducing our modular addition to the above product... The Personal Off-Rails Mana Locomotive "Extension Carriage" Modular in nature, this Carriage can attach to others via hydraulic locking systems. Utilization of this product directly requires an available Locomotive to attach itself to. Each Carriage has "ample" room to fit one guest. Two, if you squeeze in hard enough. As many carriages can be connected as your heart and wallet desires! Ride in style, whether to the party or to the coming wars. Buy now for a mere 4999.98 RE: Wesley's Sprites! - Whatever - 03-05-2021 Wesley Incorporated would like to apologize for the unusual typographical error that resulted in the competitive hiring of nearby receptive merchants. We are not, at this time, seeking to franchise and the assistant responsible for this unusually effective recruitment strategy has received a stern talking to! Please seek the merchants who fled your company for reimbursement. Wesley Incorporated is not liable for any damages that resulted from store keepers abandoning their posts.
RE: Wesley's Cosmetic DLC - Whatever - 03-06-2021 Due to the previously mentioned fiasco that nearly lead to the total collapse of the economy and by extent human civilization, Wesley's Sprites has moved their stall slightly to the right and have also rebranded. Once again, Wesley Inc. are not responsible for any economic damages that followed in the wake of the sheer unforeseeable popularity of our Personal Off-Rails Mana Locomotive. We sure knew it would be popular! We did not expect it to become a gold rush, however.
May the age of industrialization ever move forward!
RE: Wesley Inc. - Whatever - 06-14-2021 One day a staple of the Waystone Inn is notably absent. Wesley Inc. seems to have moved, or outright vanished. The aged merchandise was nowhere to be seen and a new occupier had taken his position. A public statement is made some time after. Quote:Following Barsburgs abandonment of the Colony of Achyon, along with growing crime rates and unreliable execution of laws and rights, Wesley Inc has opted to leave the West-Essharan market. This decision follows the sale of the stalls Deed to one Nikolai Pyr Docro, who has a business entirely separate from Wesley Inc's merchandise and values. During this intermediary time all sales have been paused and further production of stock has been shelved. As it stands, existing copies of Wesley Inc's stealth assets are some of the last in circulation. We have nothing further to state during this time of transition. |