Wesley's Cosmetic DLC

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In the North-West of Achyon by the harbor a stall had been set up. It is known to sell odd cosmetics found nowhere else. Often for expensive prices. For those who wish to dabble in his creations are expected to pay for his gambling addiction.

Nailed into the wood is a decree written upon enchanted parchment.

"He, she or it that returns Private Enrica unharmed from Osroneese captivity will be afforded an Alpha testing position within Wesley Incorporated. Perks include but are not limited to live testing of prototype creations, as well the right to keep the afforded products free of charge. Bellow is a sketch of her appearance." 

Update:

Private Enrica has been found safe and sound! Please disregard the previous bounty.

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Current product selection:

 

Natural Disguise MK1

Utilizing advanced folding techniques of Shenghese origin and a complimentary patented runic framework this simple cube can be activated to engulf the wearer in a high-fidelity camouflage. Utilizing ambient mana-absorbing techniques it allows for the wearer to remain partially concealed from all but those who possess the most sensitive of mana sensory. When in its unfolded state it has a secondary glamour aspect which creates an object of desire above the wearer, allowing for those disguised to draw attention away from the beaten path and towards they who lie and wait. When no longer needed one can feed into a glyph on the mid-section of the cloak, allowing near instantaneous self-folding. 

Bellow are examples of the product in action.

Buy now for only 2749!

In the event a Natural Disguise MK1 may fall into hostile hands Wesley Incorporated  kindly requests activation of the provided self destruction rune. 

Retractable Barsburg Banner

Utilizing runic framework along the support pole, this product has been enchanted with gravitational altering runes to ensure it is both light, while also being durable enough to handle the realities of war. When not needed a mechanism can be pulled on the side to retract the pole into the accompanying backpack. It is one of Wesley's earliest creations and people all across Achyon had worn his product with nationalistic pride, as well as acting as free advertising for future sales. Buy your flag today and support local businesses. The War economy must be fed.

 
Buy now for only 1927

Box

   It's a box. 

Can self-fold into a cube too for ease of storage. This is an earlier rendition of stealth technology. Wesley Incorporated are not responsible for any injury that may result from it drawing more attention than wanted. In the event of an emergency activate the distress alarm to attract the attention of allies.

 Buy now for only 2749!

"Edible" Floating Cheese

Acting as a tribute to Niffty, this Cheese has been specifically formulated to emulate the properties of the moon. Within reason. What is not shown is the glowing effect because the GIF does not like me. Wesley Incorporated is not responsible for any bowel pains that may arise from the recipe. This cheese is designed to be purely a toy or accessory and is not strictly intended for human consumption.

Buy for only 300!

More to come. Maybe.