You can't fight crime if you're not cute.

[rea]

Within the Waystone, a new shop has set it's place.

Instead of peddling crafts such as foraging, smithing, cooking or alchemy -- this one seems to focus entirely on the most important possible thing in the world:

Aesthetic.

While the clothing sold inside is nothing completely out of the ordinary, visually, it's much more striking than what can be found at tailors throughout Esshar -- Almost as if you appear to be trying very, very hard to appear that you aren't trying at all.

The sprightly Ookami girl who works the counter all but guarantees that the clothing sold here will get you the [MALE/FEMALE/BOTH/NEITHER/UNDECIDED] attention that you're looking for, and that because you are now cute, your crime-fighting ability will rise by at minimum 15%! [FOR LEGAL PURPOSES FASHION TIME MUST STATE THAT THIS GUARANTEE IS NOT MONEY-BACK OR GUARANTEED]

Aside from an ever-rotating selection of the above catalogue, the shop also offers alteration and custom orders for an extended fee.

 

Do you have a fancy coat that makes you extremely strong, but it is very ugly? With an Alteration Order, the shop will alter it to any item within the catalogue! 

Has something within the catalogue caught your eye, but you only wear a certain colour, and it does not come in it? A Custom Order will get you your cute cute outfit in any colourway you ask! [FOR LEGAL PURPOSES FASHION TIME MUST STATE THAT IF YOU CHOOSE A PANTS-ON-HEAD COLOUR SCHEME THEY HOLD EVERY RIGHT TO CALL YOU A DUMBASS.] [FOR LEGAL PURPOSES FASHION TIME MUST STATE THAT SHOULD TWO PEOPLE ASK FOR THE SAME CUSTOM COLOURWAY THE SECOND WILL NOT BE TURNED DOWN AND THE FIRST WILL NOT BE INFORMED THAT THEY ARE JACKING YOUR STYLE. TAKE IT UP WITH THEM. WE CAN'T STOP YOU FROM THROWING HANDS.]

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