You can't fight crime if you're not cute.

You can't fight crime if you're not cute. - Printable Version

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You can't fight crime if you're not cute. - rea - 02-26-2021

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Within the Waystone, a new shop has set it's place.

Instead of peddling crafts such as foraging, smithing, cooking or alchemy -- this one seems to focus entirely on the most important possible thing in the world:

Aesthetic.

While the clothing sold inside is nothing completely out of the ordinary, visually, it's much more striking than what can be found at tailors throughout Esshar -- Almost as if you appear to be trying very, very hard to appear that you aren't trying at all.

The sprightly Ookami girl who works the counter all but guarantees that the clothing sold here will get you the [MALE/FEMALE/BOTH/NEITHER/UNDECIDED] attention that you're looking for, and that because you are now cute, your crime-fighting ability will rise by at minimum 15%! [FOR LEGAL PURPOSES FASHION TIME MUST STATE THAT THIS GUARANTEE IS NOT MONEY-BACK OR GUARANTEED]

Aside from an ever-rotating selection of the above catalogue, the shop also offers alteration and custom orders for an extended fee.

Do you have a fancy coat that makes you extremely strong, but it is very ugly? With an Alteration Order, the shop will alter it to any item within the catalogue!

Has something within the catalogue caught your eye, but you only wear a certain colour, and it does not come in it? A Custom Order will get you your cute cute outfit in any colourway you ask! [FOR LEGAL PURPOSES FASHION TIME MUST STATE THAT IF YOU CHOOSE A PANTS-ON-HEAD COLOUR SCHEME THEY HOLD EVERY RIGHT TO CALL YOU A DUMBASS.] [FOR LEGAL PURPOSES FASHION TIME MUST STATE THAT SHOULD TWO PEOPLE ASK FOR THE SAME CUSTOM COLOURWAY THE SECOND WILL NOT BE TURNED DOWN AND THE FIRST WILL NOT BE INFORMED THAT THEY ARE JACKING YOUR STYLE. TAKE IT UP WITH THEM. WE CAN'T STOP YOU FROM THROWING HANDS.]

Shop Fashion Time Today!

RE: You can't fight crime if you're not cute. - Shaqdaddy94 - 03-06-2021

GREATEST FASHION IN THE LAND

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Buy! Buy! Buy!

"If you miss the sales and great fashion from this young man. You do not know what true quality is. The soft fabric. The remarkable craftsmanship. You can say your fashionable but i will not agree until you shop at Fashion Time! Very affordable and comfortable with movement. You can easily show off and let other know the statement of beauty beyond the beholder.

The young man is named Reason who is the owner. Waystone Inn if you need to know the location. Trust me they fly off the shelf quick.

My name is Issac and truly support Fashion Time!

I hope to have this young man to show his talents to the world all over. So come all and come fast.

RE: You can't fight crime if you're not cute. - rea - 03-09-2021

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The ! FASHION TIME ! Catalogue has been updated! New to our collection are a number of stylish, lined cloaks, dresses to impress~ that special someone, and detachable sheer sleeves to spice up any outfit you'd like with a pop of colour!

And ... !

Due to popular demand, ! FASHION TIME ! is now offering Full-Fit consultations!
Are you a fashion disaster? Do you like what you see in our shop, but have little idea on how to put an outfit together for yourself ... ?
For the price of 3000c, a full outfit will be put together for you! This includes the price of materials, as well as one custom edit on an item that you please to make you stand out!
Should this interest you, please get in touch with Reason!

Sometimes, even if you're cute, you can't fight crime. - rea - 04-03-2021

Due to the current state of the World, the tailor has sent out a request -- Aah, do not worry, my fashion-fast friends, he reassures.
!FASHION TIME! is not going anywhere, and, in actuality -- this plea is sent to ensure that.

With the growing dangers, tensions, and constant assaults on all sides,
the tailor has come to realize that he can no longer sit by in idle non-combatance, and has offered
Free Unlimited Item Customization And A Completely, 100%, Never-Sold-Before, Made-To-Order, Never Will Be Sold Again, Your Choice Of Design Hat
to someone that can teach him to reasonably defend himself.

Terms and Conditions¹ apply.

¹ BY PARTICIPATING IN THIS SWEEPSTAKES YOU AGREE IN COMPLETION TO THE FOLLOWING TERMS AND CONDITIONS:
SECTION 1 - FASHION
1. DUE TO THE NATURE OF !FASHION TIME! INDUSTRIES, THE CUSTOMIZED RECOLOURING OF YOUR ITEM MAY BE SOLD WITHIN THE SHOP ONE YEAR AFTER YOUR REQUEST OF IT. YOU ARE AT YOUR RIGHT TO ASK FOR ANY AMOUNT OF FURTHER CUSTOMIZATIONS OF YOUR OWN AS NOT TO HARSH ON YOUR VIBE AND MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, BUT IT'S A DOGGY DOG WORLD OUT THERE AND A MAN'S GOTTA EAT.
2. !FASHION TIME! INDUSTRIES IS STILL WITHIN IT'S AESTHETIC RIGHTS TO REJECT ANY PANTS-ON-HEAD RECOLOUR CUSTOMIZATIONS OF THEIR ITEMS.
3. !FASHION TIME! INDUSTRIES IS NOT AT LIABILITY FOR WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR HAT IN THE EVENT YOU ARE INCAPACITATED AND IT IS STOLEN, OR IF IT IS CONFISCATED BY THE COPS DUE TO THE NATURE OF IT'S CHOSEN DESIGN. IT IS ONE OF A KIND AND CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE REPLICATED. THE HAT IS A RESPONSIBILITY AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED YOUR MOTHER FOR A GOLDFISH FIRST?

SECTION 2 - BATTLE
1. THE TAILOR MUST, AT THE END OF THEIR TUTLIADGE, BE SUCCESSFUL IN WINNING THREE (3) BATTLES OF SOMEONE WITHIN HIS POWER LEVEL. THE BATTLES DO NOT NEED TO BE AGAINST THE TUTOR.
2. THE TUTOR MUST ACTIVELY GIVE ADVICE IN THEIR TUTLIADGE, MARTIAL ARTS 'DON'T THINK, FEEL' ENDLESS AND WORDLESS WAILING ON THE TAILOR BULLSHIT NEED NOT APPLY.
3. THE TAILOR WILL KNOW IF YOU ARE THROWING FIGHTS AGAINST HIM IN ORDER TO WIN THE SWEEPSTAKES, HE'S NOT AN IDIOT, HE'S JUST WEAK. MAYBE YOU'RE THE IDIOT IF YOU THINK THAT THIS IS GOING TO BE T

THAT EASY.

ADDENDDUM:

SECTION 3 - SINCE IT WAS NEEDED, I GUESS

1. THE TAILOR HAS NO INTEREST IN LEARNING ANY NEW SCHOOLS OF MAGIC.

2. THE TAILOR WILL NOT BE LEARNING ANY NEW SCHOOLS OF MAGIC.

3. THE TAILOR WILL NOT BE GOING OUT OF HIS WAY TO FORGET HIS CURRENT SCHOOLS OF MAGIC.

4. YOU WILL BE HELPING THE TAILOR IN USING THE CURRENT SCHOOLS OF MAGIC OF HIS POSSESSION.

5. THE SCHOOLS OF MAGIC THAT THE TAILOR HAS

6. THE SCHOOLS OF MAGIC FOR THE TAILOR

7. THIS IS NOT ADDING FIRE

8. THIS IS NOT ADDING ICE

9. THIS IS NOT ADDING GRAVITY

10. THIS IS NOT ADDING TIME

11. PLEASE USE CRITICAL THINKING

RE: You can't fight crime if you're not cute. - rea - 04-06-2021

Now your home can be fashionable, too!

Experimentally, !FASHION TIME! now offers couches, house plants, and bubble bath - Societies most opulent items - in store now! Be sure to check the second page!