Fleshrats

[Kekadis]

Do YOU, want to learn fleshcrafting...? Do YOU also think that fleshcrafting is essential for a better future and society as a whole? Do you NOT want to be an eternal lapdog to Docros and Nidaz?
Well my friend... you've come to the right place.
Be my dog instead!

Ladies and Gentleman, I'm Rikkit, Rikkit Kreesqueek. I would like to best my former master, Nidaz. But as you can guess.... It's very FUCKING hard!!!

That's why I need some people who can help me collect flesh, and become a complete menace to society. Help this lad make his dream true!

I'm not exactly a competent leader, and I'm not the best person you'll find around. But I can teach you fleshcrafting, and I'll probably help you when you get in trouble??

So come along ye of little faith, and join this ragtag group pursuing barbaric display of bravado!

Oh, and that whole ''equalist'' thing? Simply a façade to get people off my back. I couldn't walk a step without being accused of being a public terrorist. But now... the preparations are done.

EDIT:

A small army of calcium was assembled, and the acts of mischief shall commence shortly.

[ YOU MAY CONTACT ''The Man With 100 Cells#0064'', OR MAIL ''Rikkit Kreesqueek'']