Eternal Youth & You!

[Milly]

“People thought it was nothing but a myth. But I knew!
People thought it was impossible. But I did it!
People thought I could never make it. But I drank it!

BEHOLD! THE WONDERMENT OF MY GENIUS!
After several decides in the making, I have finally accomplished
The impossible.”

Ryker pyr Docro is proud to announce for a small lump sum of 50,000 coins
And a water lotus!

You too, can experience eternal youth.
Come buy your Youth Potions today, before it’s too late!

Eye witness reports confirm the Supreme Commander of Achyon was seen outside his manor drinking a suspicious looking potion, which returned a small amount of youth onto him.
Perhaps, this isn’t just snake oil.
Perhaps this is the real deal.
Only one way to find out - right?

To add onto this announcement however is another, far different announcement.

One that will no doubt shock the world to it's core for it's suddenness and mystery.

"Also? I fuckin' love the shit out of Perosa you guys. No shit."