Repossessed By House Moralis

[Dimmie Dunce]

Such posters are scattered throughout Osrona...

Splendor's Choice Designs, Repossessed by House Moralis.

Some of you may have met my Daughter, and enjoyed the vivid designs passed down from our Household's mystical history. However, it is with the greatest shame that you're reading this. Her choice of company has been less than reasonable. Instead of spending time at Galas and showing the appropriate pride in the title gifted to her by the crown, she has been off cavorting with this so-called 'Sewer Gang', Daune Gang, Drain Gang. Whichever they call themselves- this cult of fanatics living off of grime, dirt and sludge within the bowels of our fair city. 

She has been wallowing in the dredges of society for too long. These parasites whom have the potential to rise from their slums and earn their place within our fair city instead choose to leech off of any leftover scrappings they can find, like disgusting savages. Her actions have brought naught but shame to herself, and in turn our entire household.

It is with a heavy heart, and my head hung low, that I, Maceo cos Moralis, condemn my daughter's deplorable actions. It is one thing to assist those in need, it is another to join their cults, their 'gangs' filled with criminal filth and propogandic spiel. Do we truly wish for another Syndicate on our hands? No, I say.

From henceforth, Melora is no longer Nobility. Nor is she Moralis. If she truly wishes to dwell in the depths of the sewers among cretins, degenerates and criminals, than she does so without the backing of our Opulent and Imperial House. Her fortune, and her business has been seized by House Moralis, and from now on shall she hold a title of Disgrace. 

Splendor's Choice is closed, permanently. No further outfits will be sold, and any such recreation of these designs will be condemned by House Moralis.

[Dimmie Dunce]

Ring Ring Ring! We have new sales! Perchance you'll be interested in our newest designs!

(Weapon Designs will be extremely expensive. Since weps require applications, meaning I need to give out the .dmi I bought)

The Sewer Dweller

You can say this one comes from a strange place, and oh does it. In my travels I've met the most perturbing of individuals! Sages of the sewers dressed in the most peculiar of attires. They were quite mad, and yet in the best of ways. A fascinating if not jarring experience to see these strange, strange men wander about with the aptitude of a fish out of water whenever they weren't within their proper dwelling. Such comes the inspiration for the Sewer Dweller. Murky greens combined with a cautious yellow! This attire is meant for the Sewers! Flippers made from the finest of boars hide is invaluable should one fall into the sludge, and the colors blend in with the depths of sludge and grime normally found within the sewers. We even have goggles, should things go wrong! The hair, is not included.

Price: 1,500c

(This is a four slot set. Gloves, Feet, Torso, and Goggles.)

The Simply Well-Dressed

Are some outfits far too complex for your liking? Yet you don't wish to stand around feeling like an under dressed simpleton? Then the Simply Well-Dressed is for you! It lacks in complexity, and comes with either a skirt, or a pants combination! Now with as little effort possible, you too can look fabulous.

Price: 750c

The Obscurus

My newest creation as of yet. This attire is built to obscure ones appearance as best as possible. Thick filling robes that show barely an inch of flesh, a pointed magus hat made with a mask attached to it, revealing one eye. I'm not sure what inspired such a design, but it's one of my favorites due to its design. Is it not so mysterious?

Price: 3,000c

The Last Laugh

An ensemble inspired by a certain joker I'm sure we've all heard of. Her jests are truly the best, my favorite was the one on 'Reality'. Ah, how she jests! Still, a fine attire for those whom wish to make a fool of themselves, or in some... Unique cases... A fool of others.

Price: 1,500c

The Golden Man

A most peculiar set of armor, is it not? Made purely out of gold. It is said that these warriors were cocky individuals, prone to saying things such as: "Get Good." Whenever they defeated someone. How.. Silly.

Price: 1,250c

The Dark Knight

A simple choice, if I do say so myself. There's not much to say, really. It's dark, it's knightly. Enjoy!

Price: 1,250c

[Dimmie Dunce]

Weapons, o'weapons. Alas, our tailors are simply that- Tailors. They can modify clothing and the like. But weapons are another story. These weapons are for those that wish to seek out an Artificer to create them. Thusly, they are by far the most expensive items available at our disposal. Each one amounting to 10,000c per. 

This price is non-negotiable, and as a reminder this is merely the rights to the create a weapon in this design. You'll need a proper Artificer to make them. We, of course, are keeping these weapons unnamed. To allow the creativity of those whom purchase, to give it their own proper name.

Ah, and lastly... Unlike the attires which can be redesigned or exported en mass, these weapons are a one time thing only to preserve the uniqueness of each individual one.

 
The Weapons

In order from left to right! A brief, little description to give you an understanding of the weapon's design.

1. A handmade hatchet, crude yet functional. Something you'd find in Sudbury, if we're being completely honest! Made out of a hunk of wood and shattered, broken blades. I'm not sure why anyone would spend so much for the design of such a thing, but it's there!

2. At first it appears to be a simple, blunted club. However, each swing is followed up by a crackle of lightning and a walloping pow! We'd recommend this one for any lightning magi out there whom prefer swinging a weapon rather than at a range combat. It's quite showy.

3. An Axe. There's not much to say about this one, it's design is sleek and eloquent, and the blue is quite a lovely shade if I do say so myself. Appealing to the eyes, and perfect for a warrior.

4. A rather plain one, but sometimes plain is the best way to 'get by' so to speak. A curved magus's staff one would see in storybooks or legends about ancient and old Archemages that have grown reclusive in their time, and now mentor the younger generation.

5. This one is... Relatively self explanatory. It's a weapon designed to look like the tooth of some magnificent beast. That's... It. 

6. Erm... It's a pickaxe, for mining. What more can I say- Alright who put this on the catalog? Why would anyone buy a pickaxe for TEN THOUSAND COINS! Who did it- wait, are you still inscribing this? No stop it right now these things update live! 

Price(s): 10,000c, but may change.

(Note: To reiterate. Weapons are extremely expensive due to giving the direct DMI rather than respriting. Good luck and happy applying should you buy one of these weapon designs. As a Reminder. I did not create any of these sprites oocly, I commissioned them with RL money.)

[Dimmie Dunce]

We've decided it's time to expand outside of clothes and armor. Perhaps you're seeking a new hairstyle! Why we've got plenty to choose from.... Yes yes, it's quite the expensive haircut! But what can you expect from the finest of dyes and soaps to pretty it up!

Now, all of these hairs are of course specifically made with specific styles! Meaning that, once we shave your head and apply the proper alchemical treatments it'll grow in just like this! However, should any of you require a certain color which appeals more to your nature, all you need to do is ask... In advance. It'll likely take us a few days or if we're fortunate mere hours to replicate your desired color!

Which, can cost anywhere from 50-500c extra. As a warning.

Hair Prices: 150c

(Hairs are sometimes finicky when recoloring. So I might require outside help, if that's the case it'll be pricey as feck.)

Next Up, we have two neglected designs which have been gathering dust!

The Oni Wen

Years ago a rumor was spread that there were creatures in the mountains... Creatures With pointed ears, sharp horns, and a myriad of differing skin tones! Coming from vibrant hues of red, to pitched blues or ancient greys. Why, some even whispered that they had skins just like us! Though the truth behind such rumors have so far been unfounded, we've still created a mask based supposedly on their cultural norms, or what we wished them to be...

Price: 300c

The Handsome Barkeep

This one is quite a snazzy and well-loved among those running Inns or Taverns! A Handsome Barkeeper is always the way to go to draw in customers!

Price: 750c

(Once more to reiterate. I did not create any of these sprites. They were commissioned. Except the Barkeep, someone just made that for me ages ago out of kindness. It's a nice outfit)

[Dimmie Dunce]

(( Two things. First, once again since people keep asking me if I sprite these when I explicitly already said I don't. The majority of these sprites were made by Astro#5009. If you wanna commission something for RL money, I'd recommend him. He's made everything here except for: The Golden Man (Vriska), The Black Knight (Sue), The Rightmost side Hair (Alex), The Tanned Barkeep (MissPerson), The Last Laugh (Raven, I think), The Stone Golem (Rhyneth), the Eccentric Felinae (Alex), The Raven Masquerader (Alex) and the last 3 weapons (Tohajilee) on the list. Everything else, he's the spriter of. If I remember correctly!!))

((Secondly, since a few people assume it's OOC sprite for coins, it isn't. It's all IC, and the location is here in Caelfall. The only sprites you'll get the .dmi of are weapons if you purchase them since they require an application and are unique. Everything else requires me respriting something of yours (or in some cases something of mine) for you to use. If you get an upgraded suit of armor and want to continue using the sprite I've resprited over yours, then just DM me. That sort of resprite is free ICly.))

[Dimmie Dunce]

Two new ensambles in the lineups!

The Battle Maid

Ah! I noticed it all around whenever I traveled throughout Caelfall. Maids, Maids in long, frilly maiden outfit. But I thought to myself... Melora, why, these maids are likely combat specialists. And here they are, trying to run around in weighty frilly dresses that reach to their feet! No no no, that's a perfect recipe for a disaster! Can you imagine it? A Maid rushing to defend her Noble Lord? And instead of managing to block the blow, she trips up, and skids into the clumsily? Why utterly mad! So herein I decided to have my tailors work on my newest concept. The battle maid. Lightweight, more mobility, and the little headband upon the top is quite cute! Ah, and thank my lovely Retainer Filia, for modeling in it! It took some effort but, I think she looks quite lovely. Don't you?

Price: 2,000c

The Noble Pomf

A poofy nobleshirt, with a skirt. Truly nothing spectacular. But I thought why not?

Price: 750c

And now! For an extra announcement. I'm officially announcing the grand opening of the Moralis Clinic. Apart of the Boutique and the Saloon. Those that are in need of treatment merely need to head north-east of the Park, right above the Stockades. All treatments are free of charge, so feel free to get patched up if you're injured.

Remember, you've tried the best! Now try the rest! Splendor's Choice medicinals!

[Dimmie Dunce]

All of our Products are covered by a certain contract. Should any of you require changing an outfit you purchased from the base outfit given, into armor, than all you need to do is return the original suit given. Unless it was already modified armor, then we'll simply change the previous armor into a different, more mundane look and update your new armor accordingly.

[Dimmie Dunce]

A Far more Peculiar advertisement which seems almost bizarrely out of place has been issued to the Splendor's Choice Catalog.

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To whom it may Concern

I am offering Tutoring in the arts of the Metaphysical

I seek not currency as I do with most of my products

What I seek, is your Desires spoken fully

Convince me of your dreams becoming reality

And I shall teach you what I know, of how to bend it

[Contact Dimmi3 Dunc3 #3420 for tutoring in Metaphysical magic. This is not mentoring, since I do not have the Mentor skill. Nor is this focused around any single school of metaphysical magic, but rather the Metaphysical as a whole.]

[Dimmie Dunce]

The Boutique/Clinic/Saloon looks like it's been through a magical mystical hurricane. It was as if some divine force crawled through the house, and smashed every single piece of furniture, clothing item, everything, into the wall up front as some sort of crude, shattered makeshift barricade.

A sign hangs out in the front stating that the business is currently closed.

Melora cos Moralis has not been seen anywhere to give any answers on what occurred, and her servants are just as baffled. 

Who knows what it was...

[Dimmie Dunce]

We have moved shop. We're now located near the Caelfall market, closest to the Bean Emporium. By the by, if you're ever looking for quality equipment, or to apply for a job. We'd recommend the Bean Emporium. DeSean is the most skilled Artificer in Osrona, you won't find a better person to work for, or with.

We're still selling clothes, a few new items are listed below:

The Executioners Set
Price: 3,000c

The Clinic portion of our shop is still open, and we're working on a 'Bar and Grill'.

After being absent for nearly a year, Splendor's Choice has returned. Although many that purchase the clothes may have this distinct feeling that the Noblewoman does not really wish to be there. Regardless of her acquired wealth.

[Contact Dimmi3 Dunc3 #3420 for an outfit scene. Reminder, only those with a sub can wear resprited clothes.]