Grand Opening

[Catwalk Lady]

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The Cozy Tavern


Ladies and Gentleman! The Grand Opening of The Cozy Tavern is tomorrow 4/8 All day! Feel free to come down, enjoy a hot meal and some alcohol! We're here for all your pleasures and adventures. Sit down with some friends and laugh, or come to just get drunk! The choice is yours! All of our items are reasonably priced for your comfort and satisfaction. 

Prices are subject to change based on rates. By stepping into this Tavern we are not held liable for any harm, maiming, discomfort, harassment, and/or loss of life that can be caused by excessive substance abuse, outside parties, and/or self-actions. You must be 18 years or older to drink, status and position are not recognized, All debts will be paid in full before leaving, Do not buy and resale products from this establishment or you will be subject to death by burning, Do not attempt to call your exs after consuming substances, plants were harmed in the making of said products and in doing so would waste their time given to you, If you were die die while consuming food, alcohol, or both, this is natural selection, we are not held liable.