You Too Can Join The Science Team!

[Spicy Serious]

HEY YOU!

YEAH YOU WITH THE POSTURE!

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Odd way for a poster to open...

You ever have a thirst for knowledge, a curiosity about the world around you, a keen mind or inquisitive nature?

No?

GOOD!

Whether you're a cloistered recluse who's spent his life nose-deep in dusty tomes or an idiot with a sword bigger than him, if an idiot like me can become Warden of Research then I think whoever you are you can do one HEL of a science as long as you got the will to make some cool shit. And that means I want YOUR help!

Come to Serenity, talk to me, Peony! Warden of Research. If you wanna make, test, or break something while doing something cool. What'll you help with? No idea! We'll figure it the fuck out once you're here.

Sign on! Become a part of the Science Team, and get a cool fuckin' shirt and coat I made. And maybe like some donuts or something, whatever snack I have on hand really.

Lookat how good I fuckin look.
SO! Come on down ya idiots~! Come do a science! Join up as a Science Team Member, regardless of when, where, or who ya are! Long as the City Guard won't jump you at least.
Science Team not an officially recognized or mandated organization within the kingdom-state of Serenity Dune, all Science Team memberships are to be considered honorary positions and do not grant any rights, powers, or wages. You hereby waive your right to certain labor laws within Serenity as a non-citizen.