12-31-2024, 07:56 PM
In the great expanse of Meranthe a great measure of curious, extravagant and enigmatic occurrences happen every single day.
One such day, a parent suffers a classic parental tradition: her son hasn't come home in a timely fashion, and there is a bad reason for it.
Unfortunately, said parent today is Melionette Alinteau Meandersong, prompting her to very feebly crawl her hand back to her quill ...
... a little yet not at all non-subtle appeal is put beneath the headlines;
''DOES VARRACH EAT CHILDREN?'' and ''IS IT MORAL TO EAT ANIMALS?'' of the Quill and Chronicle.
One such day, a parent suffers a classic parental tradition: her son hasn't come home in a timely fashion, and there is a bad reason for it.
Unfortunately, said parent today is Melionette Alinteau Meandersong, prompting her to very feebly crawl her hand back to her quill ...
... a little yet not at all non-subtle appeal is put beneath the headlines;
''DOES VARRACH EAT CHILDREN?'' and ''IS IT MORAL TO EAT ANIMALS?'' of the Quill and Chronicle.
Quote:Please give back Kalione!!
Dear the esteemed and extraordinary fairy that has kidnapped my Son,
I offer you the courtesy of a tea party catered to you, and if needed, yours, alongside a celebratory bardsong to encompass your magnificence, dance, and painting that depicts your likeness is a fathomlessly beautiful manner (naturally composed of the most expensive and regal oil paints able to be obtained on the continent!) I shall even give you a custom-made painting of the boy to throw thistles at if your aggrievances are truly so bottomless!Please write to claim this one-in-a-lifetime deal!
Writ by Melionette Meanderteau
"I hope fairies can read." mused Melionette.