THE CROWBERT REPORT

[Milly]

Osrona has been shattered and peace has been achieved... Or has it?

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN THE CROWBERT REPORT COMING AT YOU NNNNNNNIGHTLY! OR DAILY!

Dozens of murders of Crows swarm across Esshar. Some go to Theria, others to the ruins of Osrona, to the trim greenlands of Alabastre, the wilds of Myllenoris, the dusty settlement of Ilburg and even the peaceful mining town of Nysea... All to spread their Mistress's message.

OSRONA HAS FALLEN! THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF PEACE AND PROSPERITY BASED ON LIES HAS FINALLY CRUMBLED! TO THINK IT WAS ASCHEA'S OWN DISGUSTING CHILDREN THAT MADE IT POSSIBLE! THE DARK LORD THANKS YOU!

THERE IS A SCHISM IN THE CHURCH NOW - WHICH STELLUS IS CORRECT? WHICH STELLUS IS JUST? FRANKLY THIS CROW DOESN'T CARE THEY BOTH SUCK!

THE PETRAKIS DYNASTY IS GONE! WIPED OUT! IT DOES NOT MATTER IF THE KING STILL LIVES FOR HIS CHILDREN ARE TAINTED! TAINTED BY A WITCH'S BLOOD!

FAMILIES AND FRIENDS ARE SEPARATED BETWEEN LOYALTY AND DEVOTION - WHICH WILL YOU PAY HOMAGE TO?

ASTA TURNED OUT TO BE A GIGANTIC DEMON IN THE END! WILL YOU TRULY TRUST THE TERAPHIM AFTER THEIR SLAUGHTER?

BLOOD RUNS RED THROUGH OSRONA'S STREETS, AND THE CHURCH IS BROKEN. THE CASTLE IS RIPPED APART! THOUSANDS HAVE DIED AND FOR WHAT?

ILBURG'S FORMER HIGH LORD BASTEN, KNOWN DRUG DEALER AND RAPIST WAS TAKEN CARE OF FOR RUNNING HIS MOUTH! TO THINK HE TRIED TO RUN FROM A FIGHT - WAS HE REALLY EVER RHOYNISH??

BASIL PROCLAIMED HIMSELF AS ILBURG'S NEW HIGH LORD, AND ALREADY BLOOD SEEPS INTO HIS HANDS IN THE FORM OF A CHALLENGER! HOW MANY MORE WILL PERISH SO HE CAN FEEL LIKE A BIG MAN?

THE KING SLAUGHTERS NOBLES LIKE DEMONS SLAUGHTERED KNIGHTS IN THE HEYDAY OF OUR YOUTH! WILL ALEXANDER WIPE OUT HIS NOBILITY BEFORE HE SEES OSRONA'S STREETS AGAIN? STAY TUNED, MORE AT 11!!

[Milly]

Horrendously late, or perhaps fashionably late, murders upon murders of crows explode out across Esshar to scream the news.

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN THE CROWBERT REPORT COMING AT YOU NNNNNNNIGHTLY! OR DAILY!

The crows flock to Osrona, Theria, Myllenoris, Ilburg... And even Nysea itself.

THEIR LITTLE PLANS ON RUINING OSRONA'S BRIDGE SURE WENT UP IN FLAMES - KIND OF LIKE HOW RINN WANTED THE BRIDGE TO GO ORIGINALLY!

DEMONS OH DEMONS ARE BACK AGAIN! AND BACK WITH A VENGEANCE! KIND OF! THEY'RE KIND OF ON THE PUNY SIDE, AREN'T THEY? DON'T GET STEPPED ON KIDDOS!!

I HEARD A BUNCH OF DEMONS HAVE BEEN GETTING THEIR SHIT KICKED IN! STEP IT UP YOU GOONS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TERRORIZE ESSHAR NOT BE THEIR PINATAS! DONT ASK ME WHAT A PINATA IS I WAS TOLD TO SAY IT I SWEAR!

THERIA IS SOAKED IN BLOOD, AS IT USUALLY IS AND AS IT USUALLY SHOULD BE! STAGNATION IS RUINATION AFTER ALL AND THAT ONE DRAKANITE SURE MADE STAGNATION IMPOSSIBLE NOW!

I HEAR THERE'S A LOUD MOUTHED KID FROM BARSBURG SCREAMING THAT ALL TERAPHIM HAVE WITCHES BLOOD! LET ME TELL YOU, I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT'S CORRECT!! DOWN WITH THE TERAPHIM! BUNCH OF HYPOCRITES!

THE FAITH RECENTLY TRIED BURNING A WITCH, ONLY THE WOMAN CAME OUT COMPLETELY UNHARMED AND PERFECTLY SAFE! IS IT A SCAM, OR WAS IT THE REAL DEAL? MORE NEWS AT 11!

THE TERAPHIM WENT INSIDE THE VALE, AND OH WHAT THEY FOUND! I WONDER IF THEY FOUND DEAR OL' BLEU! WELL I GUESS ONE OF THEIR OWN DIED SO THAT KIND OF SUCKS, HUH?

THERE WAS A GIANT COSMIC FUCK OFF PARTY AT ALABASTRE! NO ONE KNOWS REALLY WHY, OR AT LEAST I DON'T BECAUSE FUCK DO I HATE COSMIC MAGES WITH A BURNING PASSION! IF I HAVE ONE MORE PUT A SCAR ON MY FACE I SWEAR TO THE DARK LORD....

[Milly]

SHE'S DEAD! SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD!

NOTHING ELSE MATTERS ANYMORE FOR SHE IS DEAD!