Ralph Publishing & Editorial

[crack connoisseur]

Ralph Viridi announces his new and first book, giving them to whoever comes by his newly founded book editor and publisher, 'Ralph Publishing & Editorial'. The first book is called 'Kill a Gremlin Today', where the author expands on the Magical Beasts' vileness, tells tales about the deceased Polyphemus, and offers the solution to the Magical Beast problem, which the book's name hints at.

Ralph Publishing & Editorial is not hiring but invites writers and shareholders to join. It's located at 196, 683, 1. The purpose is to write, edit, and publish books advocating true militaristic Meranthian justice.

Following, here is a snippet of the book,

'Therefore, if a Gremlin, the less talented of the Magical Beasts, may still be compared to a child, why are the others, whom you could say are as smart as the average human teen or adult, still fabled as evil? It’s because they are and one may back it up with numbers. Spirituality aside, the majority of these beings are statistically evil. Out of ten Magi, eight have been unprovokedly attacked by them (Andrade, Iuri, *Violence in the Wilds*, MystiLearn Publishing, 2100). Despite their alleged intelligence, they often fail to reason with the average person. From this, there’s a single takeaway: their intelligence more often than not serves no purpose but to practice evil.'