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ATRELLYANS RAGE THROUGH LONDO, SUPPORT IS ON THE WAY!

The loss in lives will not be forgotten, the Ualan Post offers its sincere condolences to any and all that were lost in this horrific tragedy. With Atrellyan's pressing their invasion, these incursions are expected to increase in intensity. Every passing week likely to become more perilous than the last. Because of this, Ualan Enterprizez already began relief efforts around Meranthe. Forethought towards potential collateral making the supplementation of Londo's reconstruction all the easier. The Mestran city would not be left without aid, the company pooling all available resources into salvage and aid.

Ceo Aisling Ualan’Teàrlach had a few words to follow our first newsletter: 

“Thoze damn wolvez willz getz what comingz to themz. For nowz, let’z focuz on what we’ze canz salvage. Load out allz of our available constructionz crewz. With theze baztardz likely planning further assaultz, we can’tz wazte any time on repairz.”

UALAN ENTERPRIZEZ OFFERS AID IN WAKE OF DEVASTATING ATRELLYAN ATTACK.

CEO Aisling Ualan’Teàrlach has offered substantial aid with the reconstruction efforts of Londo. The nation’s recent assault leaving devastation throughout the streets. After the knowledge of the raid came to our premises, CEO Teàrlach made his public announcement. Ualan Enterprizez has spared absolutely no expense, no matter the cost or setbacks to quarterly revenue. The fabrications firm made the promise to ensure Londo would shine like she used to. Droves of Ualan personnel deployed with determination in their hearts.

The grey uniforms of hard working Non-Magi can be seen about Londo’s streets. The company stationing all available crews to the reconstruction project. Ualan staff is now hard at work with rebuilding what they could. In addition, Ualan Security has offered its arms in light of the horrific tragedy. The skilled special operatives now aiding Londo’s military in all lacking departments. Until the project’s completion.

ATRELLYANS ON THE RISE!
Protect your family with cautious traveling. Never travel alone, it makes you an easy target. Have a buddy system, travel in pairs or more. Atrellyans are cowards- they only attack in packs, or single out solo travelers. Keep your family safe!

NON-MAGI SCHOOLING FUNDED BY UALAN ENTERPRIZEZ LLC.

With recent events causing damages to several nations. Ualan Enterprizez funds the construction of schooling zones for Non-Magi around Meranthe. Any and all seeking a better future beyond the limited capacity of general education are invited.
Tuition is free for primary, and preparatory schooling. More advanced classes may require small purchases of school equipment. Including textbooks, pencils, and other materials to support the learning experience.

If you and your family are looking to expand your horizons, look no further. These academies are available to all price brackets, and school materials are heavily discounted for low-income undergraduates. Remember, a sharp mind is a bright future!

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