Therapy [& Fortune-Reading] Sessions

[Tsaritsa]

Around various cities, settlements and their surroundings, several identical leaflets were posted, detailing new services offered by one peculiar girl.

Can't sleep?
Feel like your life is wasting away?
Have you forgotten how to smile without faking it?

Well, you're in luck! Your salvation is but a letter away. I, Istaroth, a certified therapist and fortune-reading-extraordinaire, will gladly listen to your tales of woe and all that ails you. Confidentiality is naturally promised; you may confide in me your deep and darkest secrets.

Do you wish to share what's causing you problems with your partner or lover?
Do you need someone to tell you how to earn that elusive promotion?
Or do you just want someone to tell you what the future holds?

Then contact me through a letter or schedule an appointment through my dutiful partner, Mitsuki Prithvi. We provide the comfort and luxury of meeting you wherever you desire, at any time of the day. Even our price remains negotiable!

*Bear in mind that Istaroth and Mitsuki Prithvi are lawfully obligated to report details shared in potential appointments should they believe that a patient poses a true danger to themself, others or will potentially commit a crime.
**Although the services offered by Istaroth are not outright banned from Fel-aligned individuals and she will accept Occultists as patients, Istaroth will not treat Demons, Imperfects, Necromancers, Undead, Nethradin, Dark Spirits, or ugly people.
***Life-altering, potential-world-ending prophecies may occur at random and will be shared in full with patients. Istaroth and Mitsuki Prithvi are not responsible for what they may cause one to do.