DIRT! (Kakku's Dirt Tour!)

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A fun little announcement with flyers being passed around!
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"Greetings my magical and non-magical brethren! It is I, Kakku Sol-Ghairn! You might know me, or you might not, but that's okay! I love you anyways! Today, we will be going around and having a DIRT TOUR! A soil tour! To discuss all the thing's about Meranthe's soils! Now, you may be saying 'well, Kakku, what's so special about dirt?' Well, don't you ever wonder why runeoaks grow? Or why the grass is yellow around Martyr's Vigil? Or why the shadowlands are one of the very few places where briarwood and ky'iah grow so much?! HUH?! I'm sure you do, and even if you don't, it's important! Come with me, and we'll go on a tour all around, starting RIGHT in Dal'thala!" - Kakku himself... Of course.

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There also seems to be listed soils...
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BORING SOILS (Not bad, just boring.)
The normal fare forest soils like outside the vigil...
The Citadel's FROZEN soil!
The sand.
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Good soils! (We'll be looking at these!)
Delphina soil!
Goldengrass soil!
Shadowlands soil!
Jungle soil!
Prospera soil?! (So many sunflowers!)
Tower soil!
Soil nearby the Frontier! (If you can make it there!)
And maybe some others I forgot about!
You'll only know if you come!
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ULTRA RARE SOILS!! (IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO FIND?!)
Cosmic soils?! (I really really really want this, can stars have soil?)
Soil from ANOTHER REALM?!
Soil touched by any powerful divine thing at all! But don't count on it!
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SO COME ON DOWN AND LET'S HAVE A GOOD TIME!
EVERYONE'S INVITED! NO FIGHTING OR YOU'RE KICKED OUT!
ALSO DON'T BE MEAN OR ELSE YOU CAN'T COME!
PEOPLE WHO ARE ALREADY MEAN CAN'T COME, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
ALSO, I WILL BE TAKING SAMPLES! IT'LL BE USEFUL IN MY UPCOMING PROJECT! YAAAAY!
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LOCATION TO MEET: The Eastern Dal'thala Bridge!  (506,737,1)
SCHEDULED FOR: FRIDAY, February 16th, 2024 (4 PM EST, or 5 PM EST if there aren't a lot of arrivals to start!)