Oniborn Productions Presents

[StarMann]

A series of rather rushed looking flyers and leaflets have been found half dumped half actually put up around various cities and towns. Some have somehow even managed to drift out to sea to the island settlements. Nature is crazy.

Have you ever wanted a portable, squishier version of a friend or loved one? Have you ever wanted to carry them all day and all night and still have them fit in your standard oversized bag?

Well here at Oni Productions do we have the solution for you:



wow Plushies! so cool

Now you too can own your very own small person. There are no limits on who or even what you can request! 

Even if you're the type of person who loves darkness and evil you too can enjoy some squishy comfort, we cater to all shapes and sizes!



Commission yours today! Simply send our resident Oniborn Bargha a letter with your request, your commissioning price (I personally don't know a good coin value to set) and a description of your target loved one and they will be with you as soon as they are finished, and not a moment sooner! Get your perfect Krausmas gift today!

(OOC note: to make them I will need a screenshot of the character facing south, if you're cool you can put that in the letter itself, otherwise DM uncle.bob on Discord)

[StarMann]

It's been some time and now it looks like there's actually some budget behind things. The actual pamphlets still look hand made.

Wow! Everybody loves plushies!

I've made enough to fill the corner of my house, and this is just from people I feel comfortable being around.


I've had many different requests from tiny hand held ones to ones big enough to cuddle to things not even human shaped. And it seems the community as a whole has set the pricing:


One plushie of new design: 5000 coins
A copy of an existing design: 500 coins

We also have new different types of plushies including ones for couples for you to display!



Commissions are still open with the same rules as last time besides the new fixed pricing. If you would like to be removed as a possible plushie candidate, please let me know to blacklist your likeliness.

And! If you want to keep your plushie in pristine shape, we now also do collector's edition boxes. Each customised box is an additional 500 coins.


So get your plushie today!

[StarMann]

All the recent letters that have come in have been given an almost automatic reply:

"Hey there!

Unfortunately production on these has been stopped for now, there's just other things I want to do with my time. I hope everyone enjoyed the ones they've gotten so far!

Yours, Bargha"

(To put it bluntly oocly, some of y'all are too much sometimes and you have to realise you're not entitled to the things I make for fun)