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[Obama]

Hey! Are you sick of your armor being disgustingly hefty? Are your only choice of protection from danger set's of armor inherited from when people like the very honorable King Camino was still in his twenties? Do you wish armor would catch up to the Modern Age? Well do I got a deal for you! My name is Uranus Okabe, I'm a Tailor and Artificer out of the honorable city of Dal'Thala. Since I was twelve I've been working on a process to break down metals thin enough while retaining their physical value. Eventually I was able too and I learned how to process them into fabric and thus ever since I've been making sets of armor which may look like a simple cardigan but actually is a piece of for example Arcanium wear.


So if your looking to turn that Viridium into something more comfortable to wear, Please write me with ideas and I can discuss the prices. However if you are skeptical of this I'm selling the very piece I'm currently wearing in a more mass produced form at the Okabe General Goods Store in Dal'Thala. (I also sell weapons.) 


So if you want looks that kill please! Head on down or contact me via Mail. If you don't like writing coming up to me is also fine! Below this advertisement is an example of where you might usually find me! 

P.S Any purchase comes with free enchantment. I'm trying to undercut the competition I have no shame in admitting this.
(presidentjoebidenn is my discord if you want a scene to discuss armored drip)

[Obama]

"Hello! It's me once again, Uranus Okabe. No this time I'm not here to peddle you clothing."


Attached to the advertisement is a photo. That being of a landscape which can be identified as part of the middle Meranthe. 
"While I'm sure you may not understand what this is exactly, That is fine. It is a work in progress. A photo to remind everybody of what once was in the wake of what's to come. You see using my money I've saved up from selling Okabe Wear (We have three new collections coming soon), I've decided I want to move out in to not just the selling of clothing. No I want to be a facilitator. A facilitator of cash flow, In which soon you can all be a part of no matter your cities allegiance. (Use common sense if your a demon. No I wont sell your goods. No fake mustache disguises either I always fall from those.) Anyways, The Cerulean Perch will serve as a trading ground. A building, Not a city. While many cities made from trade do exist, We don't want to expand to that level. We simply seek to be the focal point which connects merchants of all kinds to every customer in Meranthe. Be it from Prospera all the way to the west in the Frontier. Even to the glorious Realm of Delphina in the north and down to Aphros." 

"We are still under construction however, But this ad is a heads up. If you wish to sell at our new location once finished or perhaps donate to expedite the process please contact me. Be it in person or in writing. Also, If you are looking for work I'm looking for some muscle. To ensure NOBODY causes violence in this marketplace. Because you cant trade currency if your trading fists!"
OPENING: TBA 

[Obama]

A flyer is shamelessly passed around.

Hey you, Do you like money?
Do you want to buy hot items?
Is your customer base too small because your stall is in the far reaches of the east or the west?
CONTACT ME, WE ARE OPEN. WE HAVE STALLS FOR YOU TO SELL GOODS WITH MORE TO COME! DONT MISS OUT ON THIS CHANCE TO EXPAND YOUR BUISNESS.
FROM ALL OVER MERANTHE NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE FROM WE WILL SELL YOUR GOODS. POLITICS DOES NOT AFFECT US, YOUR PRODUCT WILL BE FAUCLITATED. (Unless your a demon.)


(I'm also looking to put together a team of like minded individuals that want to make money. Artificers and Alchemists if you are interested please send a letter my way. ) 
P.S (I'm also hiring a barista. PLEASE I DONT KNOW HOW TO  MAKE DRINKS.)
(ooc note:If im not on for a letter dm presidentjoebidenn on discord if you are interested in selling here or working)

[Obama]

A FRESH ADVETISEMENT HAS BEEN PRINTED, PASSED AROUND LIKE A VIRAL INFECTION.



Hello, If you are seeing this. Yes, The Cerulean Perch has expanded! Which means more room for vendors. I currently have two fresh stalls ready to sell goods for any who need it. Simply contact me by way of letter and we can discuss business and rates. Also, Soon I will be restocking the Cerulean Perch with further Okabe Wear and Undervalued Booster potions. The latter because I hate alchemy so much I want to crash the market!!!!! 
(DISCLAIMER: Got a product OR SERVICE that isn't exactly a good? Need an office? Contact me!)

ALSO, ALONGSIDE DEMONIC ENTITIES. RISE IS NOW BANNED FROM THE PERCH, Although I doubt you shopped here anyways!
P.S IM LOOKING FOR EMPLOYEES AND INDIVIDUALS WITH BRIGHT MINDS. ALONGSIDE THOSE WHO HAVE NOBODY TO INVEST IN THEIR FUTURE. THE PERCH HAS SPACE FOR YOU!

For those who have contributed be it by shopping here or doing business with me, I personally thank you.