Boy Wonder for Hire

[eidolon]

Hi, my name is Alaric. My last employer fired me and I am looking for work. I am 15 years old, 6'1", kind of strong guy and I think (in my opinion) kind of handsome too. I'll take any odd jobs from anywhere so long as I get decent pay - really, anything at all. If you want to use me as a practice dummy, I'm fine with that. If you want to dress me up, I look great in yoga pants. Want me to deliver a letter or package? I'll travel across dimensions. I only ask that you don't:

- hurt me (too much)

- make me hurt others unless they're a bad guy and I know I'll win

- make me fight demons because I am scared of them

- be a demon because I am scared of you

I particularly like:

- helping people

- traveling

- sleeping

- reading

- eating

- living

I am good at: talking

I am bad at: fighting

If you're interested, find me out in the wild and let me know the details. Don't send me letters directly, I won't read them.