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[Wetwipe]

A few flyers begin to pop up. First in Dal'thala but soon small metal dragons can be found carrying them out across to the other cities. Or at least the ones that wouldn't try to attack the things on sight.

"Hello there, Doctor Natalie Melodia here. Have you ever needed help with some artificing and couldn't find any dang artificers to help you? Have you wanted to apprentice yourself under someone to learn some neat tricks or cool abilities? Have you been lonely and just want someone to chat with? Have you been in an accident at work that wasn't your fault? Well do I have the thing for you! With the completion of my latest project, which you might have seen flying about the place, I have found myself with far too much time on my hands and not enough things to keep them busy.

So, if any of you out there want to learn something, or want help with a pesky little project, or, well, just want a bit of human experience to drive off the existential loneliness then I am here for you! Just send a letter to Natale Melodia (I tried to get them to add Doctor to it but the delivery pigeons get lost) stating your request and we can work something out! And if you're thinking of using this to lure me into a trap? For shame."

OOC: It will 900% be better to reach out to me on discord instead Wetwipe#5480 as I don't idle in game too much. But just let me know and I can log on to receive a letter. (Or you can just dm me and save the 50-100 coins, I wont judge.)

[Wetwipe]

Yet even more flyers went out, though these seemed to have a hint more, well, desperation to them.

"Hello there! Natalie again, Natalie Melodia. The last results of this were a little, uh, lukewarm. I did get some interested people asking after me, granted one was apparently evil and a committer of regicide. Since then there actually has been an uptick in my own credentials! I am now the official First Place Gold Ribbon winner of the recent Final Frontier Science faire. This means I am highly qualified to work on any projects you need help with. And not only that, but my creation, the Chromatic Flock, is more than capable of even the most niche requests.

Please make sure to reach out for all of your artificing needs, though preferably towards the less mundane type. I look forward to hearing back from people, uh, this time! Okay, you can stop transcribing what I'm saying no-"

(I made the sprite myself)



OOC: Still the same contact recommendations as last time. Though also feel free to just sorta show up in Dal'Thala.