06-29-2022, 06:55 PM
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Residents of the Astor Manor would awaken one night to a disturbing scene. Toilet paper reportedly observed covering and wrapping parts of the mansion! It has been ruined by the arrangement of toilet paper being wrapped upon it, from the three distinct roofs on the structure to the trees flanking it. The most visible window, the front one, has been shattered by a brick! According to rumors, a cloaked boy wearing a cap and what looks to be scarlet tresses fled the scene shortly after perpetrating this heinous prank together with a sandy-haired youngster dressed in a shabby suit.
A piece of paper with the following words written in VERY poor handwriting remains taped to the side of the building.:
Quote:"That's right, the bad guys are here! I hope you enjoy the artistic touch we've given this lousy mansion, you dumb Astor. This is in retaliation for what you did to our beloved Don, and it will not end here. Believe me, I'm going to beat up all of your knights and squires!"