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"Holy Kraus, what is happening?!"
A day like any other for the denizens of Esshar...
But for those who are no longer amongst the living, a crisis. The death of two rabbits who loved one another maybe a bit too much brought forth an Armageddon of the likes the dead have never seen before - most likely.
A lone young warrior stands against the opposition of this threat of overpopulation.
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only the winners write history.
the winners won't tell you there's an additional silly baka on site of the biggest and baddest bunny battle in (b)all of (b)history.
"Killing is inherently bad but these rabbits 'ought to respawn!!!!
Thusly, to rekindle memories of the boar grind, the truest height of one's life, mow 'em down!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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The amount of bodies at the conclusion were unfathomable.
Reduced to a plethora of fleshy pulps suited to falsify that of hunger itself & provide sustenence for the Osronan Twink Coalition
How amusing it was for the epitome of life in itself, rabbit-os, to find their final resting place in purgatory.
Never to respawn!!!
They are gone!!!
Even Gus and Chung. .
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While Gus and Chung may have been gone...
One remained...
![[Image: wtf1.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/874298629664415775/976669400159621120/wtf1.png)
Chugg'ems.
The battle for the next realm has resumed yet again between the young squire and his new-found compatriot in the rabbit genocide.
Overwhelmed by an infinite amount of rabbits, the duo were brought to the brink of defeat time and time again - only to get up.
To grow stronger.
![[Image: wtf2.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/874298629664415775/976669400432275466/wtf2.png)
The legendary techniques they used were formidable, cutting down the numbers that seemed to never stop multiplying...
But, disaster struck.
They were defeated...
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No...
It could not end like this, the multiverse needed them. Spurned on by their respective bravado, they have awakened to their new powers.
![[Image: wtf3.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/874298629664415775/976669400683925524/wtf3.png)
With their combined might, and the help of purple interference, they have managed to best the oversized rabbit and complete their daily quest.
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[ The End of the Battle for the Multiverse, 1918; colorized. ]
The multiverse is safe at last...
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