03-10-2022, 07:45 PM
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LYTHANIEL
SHORT GUY!
Fliers blanket the streets of every major civilization along with the trees and rocks near the one's that don' thave roads! The handwriting was clearly that of someone other than the young Gun For Hire... Had he really hired a pensman just for this?
Quote:This man has done a great disservice in slighting everyone's favorite Businessman, Danny Vaygo! A man of the People who serves with jobs too large for the average man to tackle as well as those too small and tedious for the grand heroes to bat an eyelash at.
This man Lythaniel has slighted the Valiant Danny Vaygo, and as such has been condemned to a true punishment
From this day forth, he will be known as SHORT GUY!
For no matter how tall he may grow through unnatural means, he will always be short in sight!
Danny Vaygo Co. is offering monetary pensions and Job discounts for any individual that refers to this man as Short Guy going forward.
Become rich while supporting your local Entrepreneur in dealing justice to the SHORT individual that slighted him!
contact Danny Vaygo to discuss rewards for dealing with Short Guy with the appropriate new name change!