The Elysium... Bookclub?!

[1r5]

Posters were plastered all over Esshar (excluding the Coat), on green paper, carrying a name - infamous in Esshar. Infamous for their deeds, from a time long past. But no longer does it carry its full title. Instead, it appears to have... REBRANDED?!

Why hello hello~!

Are you an outcast, hated by your peers for petty things like how you look, your interests, or the magic you wield?

Have you ever wanted to wield unique powers that not many other people in Esshar wield?

Do you like being cool and mysterious, clad in dark robes and wearing creepy masks, unlike myself?

Do you, like many others, know of the atrocities that Osrona has committed, and do you want to put them in their place but cannot because you are alone and considered weak?

Do you just ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE people sometimes, and do you want to teach a couple a lesson they will never forget, but cannot because of one or more of the following?

• They are a noble
  
• They are a member of the Church
  
• They will attempt to kill you if you so much as appear in their field of vision
  
• They are me
  

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then do I have an offer for you~!

Here at the Elysium Bookclub, I, "S", will PERSONALLY teach you not only the super cool arts of harnessing your emotions to beat people within inches of their life, but I will also grant you the power to do other cool things, like speaking in people's heads, invading their dreams to insult them, stealing their chocolate (among other things), and influencing their minds to do or not do certain things!

How are these powers manifested? Well, that's easy. Why do you think we're called a bookclub?

I own a book, which can grant these powers.

Don't worry though, you won't need to be able to read, only to write.

Does this sound interesting to you? I hope it does! The things we could theoretically do are AWESOME!!

How do you find me? Well, I am usually in Nanzonia, but since a certain black-haired lady got angry with me, I am located near the ruins of Asphodel! Probably. Likely.

You'll hear me.

Until then~!

(If you'd like to arrange a scene with the "mysterious" trickster, contact Giegue#8980, or head to the ruins of Asphodel! Yes, this is witchcraft. Also, if it looks like nobody's there, that's because I am hiding behind a tree.)