Mousei guess it could be worse
#1
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"oh, i got a second letter from starfall. must be about the secondary tests."
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"i mean, i passed the first ones for magical aptitude. the other stuff is just like, background checks, right?"
"that should be easy, i dont even have a background to check, haha."

"dear starfall applicant", thats me!... 

"blah blah.. regret to inform.. failed, rather spectacularly, the secondary.. tests..."

"inability to work with others.. inability to focus on tasks... inability to properly command magic at a level expected to be a graduate.."

"not having the capacity to continue to afford tuition.. alchemical capacity being severely limited to illicit substances.."

"current addiction to nicotine and soothing reed notwithstanding.. unable to focus without use of said substances.. o-.. odor...?"

"..."

"well, FUCK, where am i supposed to go now?!"

Marissa, now starring in I Came All The Way to Starfall Just To Get My Application Denied?!, based on a true story.

"My life sucks."
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#2


"afterparty at the grimmore manor!"
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"haha, that's sure to be a hit. i can't believe i got [HIM] to agree to keep the doors unlocked!"

"this is sure to make me even more popular. people might even shop from me more often, now!"

"yeah, that'd be cool. money and power. i even made starfall queen."

"this isn't power, though. it's temporary. it feels good, though. i really like it."

"but you know whats even more powerful? more powerful than being starfall queen, than hosting an afterparty?

"twenty bottles of alcohol, twenty lust potions. the entire student body, drugged in a single swoop."

could it


really be



that simple?

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"i could get used to this"

"i think i quite like wearing crowns"
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#3


"i can't tell you the last time i threw up"
"but i did, yesterday."

"i can't tell you the last time i felt like giving up"

"but i did, yesterday."

"i can't tell you the last time i thought this world would be a better place without me"

"but i did, yesterday."

"i can't tell you the last time i watched someone drop to their knees, begging for their lives, pleading for their children's lives."

"but i did, yesterday."

"I can't tell you the last time that I felt so utterly powerful, so maliciously over the top. Like nothing could stop me. Like I was a Goddess, and the world my toy."

"The last time that I felt in control."

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"it was so simple. was it that easy?"
"But I did, yesterday."
"i'm sorry, aisling. you didn't deserve this. but i hope you understand."
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"its just business."
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#4
"well."

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"i fucked up big time."
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#5
"well, actually, now that you mention it."

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"no, i guess it really couldn't be worse."


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