Crinter DM:

[GSM]

Key/Character: Na'Ria
Which Event: Barony of the Dead

Responsiveness: 10/10. There was a tiny bit of delay, though it was mostly because of our own actions. Most of the relevant story beats were quick. No complaints here.

Balance: 9/10. Beyond the extremely obvious comment to make about Power Smash spam (which I caused by pissing off the EC deliberately, and I do not apologize), the fights were appropriately challenging, though bordered on hilariously overtuned on some rounds. It wasn't egregious enough to actually complain about. I just think getting hit with 10+ Power Smashes is objectively an experience any Eternia player needs to have, to be humbled. You get it.
Also, Chuggums was our initial encounter. Was scary.

Storytelling: 10/10. Not my event, but it was a really fun one. I enjoyed how it was told, and I enjoyed the premise as it was given. It was fun to be the alien brain on the adventure.

Fairness: 10/10. Pretty cool loot, it felt pretty earned with how fucking rough the ECs were. Some rolls do feel like they were 'roll well or perm', but I don't care.

Overall: 10/10. You are dazed from the force of the blow! You are dazed from the force of the blow! You are dazed from the force of the blow! You are dazed from the force of the blow! You are dazed from the force of the blow!

No but seriously, this man is both someone I would kiss on the mouth and someone I'd trust to run any event for me.

Any other comments: Please perm me next time.