THE CROWBERT REPORT

[Milly]

The rumors of Witches and Occultism ramping up across Esshar seems to bring out an old creature. A giant Crow, approximately 2 feet tall, with glowing red eyes, flies across Esshar - while other smaller more normal Crows fly to other parts of the country, screaming out messages all in unison.
Who sent these crows out to spread their illicit news? Who knew.

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN THE CROWBERT REPORT COMING AT YOU NNNNNNNIGHTLY! OR DAILY!

Their screams echo throughout Esshar. Whether or not this news is factual is left up to mystery.

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE QUEEN IS A WAR MONGERER? IF YOU DIDN'T YOU SURE KNOW IT NOW!! SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S BEEN TURNING DOWN CHANCES FOR PEACE AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY! MAYBE SHE WANTS TO GET BACK AT THE PEOPLE WHO TURNED THEIR BACKS ON THE CROWN AFTER HER HUSBAND DIED? WHOA NELLY!

I HEARD A GRIMMORE NOBLE HAS BECOME A LOVE SLAVE FOR A TERAPHIM - fuck the teraphim by the way they suck - THAT'S WILD. WHERE IS HIS PRIDE?! ALSO WHY ISN'T HIS HAIR RED?

DID YOU HEAR THAT BASTIEL THE PROPHET KING DIED? APPARENTLY HE WANTED TO SEE OSRONA BURN, AND LET THE TERAPHIM KNOW THEY'D BE NEXT AFTER THERIA! WILL WAR KEEP HAPPENING?!

APPARENTLY THE LEADER OF THE RHOYNISH, PENELOPE, BEAT THE PISS OUT OF A RADIANT! HAHAHA!! YOU DESERVE IT!!!

MYLLENORIS THINKS THERE ARE WITCHES IN ILBURG BUT THEY DON'T KNOW SHIT THEY DON'T KNOW THE REAL WITCHES ARE IN OSRONA!