The Great Press Conference - WAR Crafting Delights vs Sheol

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There was no official missive sent out by Sheol following the declaration of the attack on their city. Rather, rumors were spread throughout the continent of the reaction from the City of Revelry's leadership. From the speed of the rumors' spread, it was likely something intentionally done. As if a certain someone had wanted it to happen, as her own way of taunting the spokesman of Crafting Delights.

The rumors say that Princess Cinderella, within hours of the news being broken, could be seen in Sheol's square, bursting out into uncontrollable fits of laughter as she addressed her people. When she had fully managed to compose herself, these were the words spoken to all who had assembled before her.

"Wow... just... wow!"

Once more does she burst out into laughter, taking a moment to contain her amusement.

"I have never seen a man commit career suicide so wholly and so readily in my short existence.
It is truly impressive, in a way I cannot express properly with words.

So, let me spell it out to you in full, for the whole world to see.

Umbra. Spokesman for Crafting Delights.
One who openly works with the Fel, shamelessly.
Citizen of Crimson Keep.

You are a moron.
You are without conviction.
You are a spineless coward.
I offered you the opportunity to have your employees back- merely fight me to the death, to settle this once and for all.
But you... you decided to bring your people into this. To get them slaughtered needlessly, when this could have ended between you and me. Even gave you incentive- only show up by yourself, and I don't say a single damn word about your company's dirty business.

It's true that the whole world knew of your dealings already, but you didn't have to get up and admit to it, did you? Now, there's no one left on your side to stop me from settling this decade-old grudge. But... such a thing is too boring, no? Let's put on a show.

I have my slippers.
I have my Prince.
The only thing I am missing to complete my story- is the wedding.

The invitations have already been sent- let the whole world bear witness! You don't need to worry about a wedding gift, dearest guests, as you are bringing the best thing I could ever hope for, right to my doorstep: your lifeless bodies!

Let this union be officiated not through a kiss and prayer, but rather through blood being spilled, and the screams of our enemies!

LET THE FUN BEGIN!"

Objective: Make way for the after party!
Date: TBD