How I earned my medical license

[Wetwipe]

New missives and flyers and all sorts of paper junk seem to be sent out once again from the clinic.

"With a new generation of-- What did they call them, 'Crotch fruit'? Really? Ahem, with a new generation of children running around I feel it's best to once again hold medical lessons. Thankfully, technology has advanced since the last round so these will be a good deal less 'look at the diagram and trust me it really does look like that underneath'. New public lessons will once again be held in the near future. Pending I don't die at Elfame. Any expected student will be subject to a brief screening thanks to recent goings on."

-Doctor Natalie Melodia

Public Medical Lessons:

Sunday 9th July - 5PM EST

Wednesday 12th July - 5PM EST

Thursday 13th July - 5PM EST