THE CROWBERT REPORT

[Milly]

Once more, this same crow - seemingly much larger than last time, with piercing red eyes, flies over the entirety of Esshar. It screams out in a high pitched voice.

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN THE CROWBERT REPORT COMING AT YOU NNNNNNNIGHTLY! OR DAILY!

Seriously you guys... Who taught this Crow to talk? It's a horrible idea.

OH WOW I THINK THERE WAS SOME STUFF THAT POPPED OFF IN THERIA LAST NIGHT! A KNIGHT FROM OSRONA CAME AND STARTED BEATING DEMON ASS BEFORE SHE GOT GROSS THINGS INJECTED INTO HER! THEN SHE FLED LIKE A LITTLE POOPSTAIN HAHAHAHA!

THEN A GUY THAT CALLED HIMSELF KING TRIED TO FIGHT A BUNCH OF DEMONS - AND HE ALSO BEAT DEMON ASS. BEFORE HE GOT HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM BY VELES! GO MOM! I MEAN, MY OTHER MOM! (nice legs)

MOONFALL KEEPS TEACHING PEOPLE COOL STUFF - AND BY COOL STUFF I MEAN STUFF I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT I'M JUST A FUCKING CROW.

THE KIDS IN OSRONA ARE UP TO SOME SHIT. I JUST KNOW IT. I SMELL IT IN THE AIR.