THE CROWBERT REPORT

[Milly]

THE CROWBERT REPORT


Often overhead, there can be seen a small crow flying around the entirety of Esshar. It seems harmless enough until it starts shouting in a high pitched voice.

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN THE CROWBERT REPORT COMING AT YOU NNNNNNNIGHTLY! OR DAILY!

Who taught this Crow to talk? It would ever remain a mystery. Regardless, Stephen Crowbert continues on with his report. Yelling.

DID YOU KNOW I HEARD THAT VELES LOST ALL OF HER SCALES AFTER THAT DISASTER OF A RITUAL AT THE TOWER? I ALSO HEARD THAT ROBIN BEAT THE PISS OUT OF AN ANGRY ASS SPIDER DEMON WHO THREW ME ONE TIME! (serves him right) WOW WHO KNEW THAT OSRONA COULD FINALLY WIN A BATTLE, YOU KNOW?

ALSO THERIA IS PROBABLY IN A PICKLY JAM OH NO! OH ME OH MY OH NO! 

THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF KIDDIES AND CHILDREN IN OSRONA NOW! I WONDER WHERE THEY CAME FROM? EGGS? WHO LAID ALL OF THOSE EGGS?

ALYSSA OUTED HERSELF AS SOME BAD PERSON! BUT I THINK SHE'S ALRIGHT.

THERE WAS SOME PROMOTIONS IN THE MILITARY BUT I'M A CROW SO I DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM. BUT GOOD JOB YOU GUYS!!!

With his duty served, the Crow returns to his Master, whoever that is.