i guess it could be worse

[Mouse]

"oh, i got a second letter from starfall. must be about the secondary tests."
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"i mean, i passed the first ones for magical aptitude. the other stuff is just like, background checks, right?"

"that should be easy, i dont even have a background to check, haha."

"dear starfall applicant", thats me!... 

"blah blah.. regret to inform.. failed, rather spectacularly, the secondary.. tests..."

"inability to work with others.. inability to focus on tasks... inability to properly command magic at a level expected to be a graduate.."

"not having the capacity to continue to afford tuition.. alchemical capacity being severely limited to illicit substances.."

"current addiction to nicotine and soothing reed notwithstanding.. unable to focus without use of said substances.. o-.. odor...?"

"..."

"well, FUCK, where am i supposed to go now?!"

Marissa, now starring in I Came All The Way to Starfall Just To Get My Application Denied?!, based on a true story.

"My life sucks."