Buying: gf

[Lombard]

Though the applications may have been officially closed in dissuasion of a flood of requests, one imposes itself through sheer volume of contacts and viral spread.

Plus, those men in the black suits wouldn't let it go unheard, no.

"Sir Avilov, I am hereby penning to offer a most rare and nigh invaluable "gf" for your so-called collection in the works...!"

ATTACHED FILE: DEPICTED - GF IN QUESTION.

"Her name of course is Remilia pyr Docro, my beloved older sister. A most exquisite emeraldine gem of the west, of which exist only two of a kind!"

"She's well educated, clever, self-asserted, and might just have the added spice your ever so lonesome heart may need to remedy itself!"

"Whereas her age mightn't be of your specified requested number, I would beg you reconsider! And instead, do think of this as an investment! As one would otherwise buy a vineyard, sit, and wait for the ripe grape to simmer and age to perfection."

"A beyond-prime GF, sure to blossom in the days to come. I recommend you take my offer, from businessman to businessman, muack... c'est exquis, a duchess in the making, if one exists!"

ASKING PRICE: 25,000.

PEN A LETTER TO LAZAV PYR DOCRO TO FURTHER NEGOTIATIONS.