Buying: gf

[Pin Head]

Oh no.

Oh fuck.

Not this.

Not again.

A large crowd has been summoned in front of the Gilded Heart’s Manor, it would appear that an announcement is about to be made, and not by any member of the guild! No, no. They went out of their way to hire a professional announcer.  One who appears to be reading from a script of sorts.

Clearly, this is an important matter!

“Ladies, and Gentlemen!

I’m sure you’re wondering why you’ve been summoned here! Well, the answer is quite simple.” There’s a slight pause, as the announcer checks the script. “O-One of the-” He stutters.  His gaze shifts away from the scrip, and towards the pink-haired man standing off to the side. “Are you serious?”

There’s a slow nod from the figure on the sideline.

“What the fuck, man.” The Announcer’s gaze shifts over towards the script once more, clearing his throat, as he attempts to compose himself. “Right…. As I was saying, it would appear that one of the wonderful members of the Gilded Hearts, Avilov, is rather lonely, and as such he-” Again, he stutters. “H-He would like to buy…”

There’s a silence.

Complete, and utter silence from the announcer, as he frequently glances between his script and the man on the sidelines. He hesitates to speak, but eventually finds the mental fortitude to do it.

“He would like to purchase a girlfriend.

…

No. I don’t care how much you’re paying me, I can’t do this.”

The script is thrown on the ground, and the announcer simply walks off, clearly frustrated by the whole ordeal, which is when Avilov takes to the stage, slicking his hair back as he does so.

“Hello. I’m Avilov. I’m rich, live in a massive manor (for all the ladies in the audience), and I play a mean lute. Send all of your applications to Izzie or Johannes, please, and thank you. They're usually at the manor!”

After that, he simply walks off, but not before uttering.

“As a man far greater than myself once said.

Also, I’m not going to erp you. Don’t make this weird.”

Some flyers are tossed off the stage, and with it, the apparent prices for a GF are on full display. Jesus Christ. 

“Prime GF: 20,000 crowns
Lapine: +2500 crowns
Kitsune: +5000 crowns
Razuka: +10000 crowns 

Teraphim: You give me 500 coins.
Tomboy: +20000 crowns

Note: 

Must be single.
Must be 18+
No Ogre gfs.
No… No Genderswapped GF…

Only one of you can win!

Wow!

God this is cursed.