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Ems Vorenii's Test Log
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Preface: This experiment was conducted to test the effects of Test#017, the most recent recipe produced of the concoction " J e s t e r   J u i c e ", to be referred to as 'JJ' from this point onward. This experiment was conducted on an unknowing patron after a brief cardiovascular check-up had been performed by the administrator of the drug. The method of ingestion was an apple, which the subject had fully consumed upon retrieval, after which, the subject was told a variety of jokes to gauge potency. Below is a detailed log of the occurrence.

Subject name: Yiras Tobias

Subject age: 19

Location: Achyon gate

Time: Evening, 1845

Substance Information: Test#017 of JJ serves to maximize the positive uses of the potion, while minimizing the crippling effects that come both from being incapable of controlling one's laughter, and the depressing nature of the 'crash,' when the potion's effects wear off. Included in this recipe are traces of soothing reed and sinka, aiming to provide relief to the sensation of the 'gut busting' ailment.

Experimenter information: Experimenter is a certified medic, as well as a master Alchemist. Interest involving this experiment stems from her desire to perfect this recipe, in order to offer it to the public for sale.


Procedure: Subject, to be referred to as 'YT' from this point on, approached experimenter, to be referred to as 'EX' from this point on, outside of the gate of Achyon one evening. The weather was fair, and there were no clouds in the sky.

-EX detected no physical abnormalities within YT, and concluded he was of sound physical condition.

-YT was offered an apple after some casual discussion.

-YT happily accepted the apple, and consumed it in its entirety.

-Effects of JJ occurred rapidly, as the subject was soon incapable of containing his laughter.

-EX provided several jokes to YT to gauge level of delight.

Below are a list of jokes provided to the subject:


Quote:What do you call a well-dressed, crime-solving alligator?

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An investigator!




Quote:What's brown, and sticky, and bad for your teeth?

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A stick!




Quote:Did you hear the one about the guy who had his left-half disintegrated?

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It's okay, he's all right now!



-YT laughed heartily at all of these jokes.

-EX monitored vitals and organs as YT laughed.


Conclusion: Data gathered suggests that Test#017 be solidified as the recipe for JJ.

Test complete.


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