THE CROWBERT REPORT

[Milly]

Horrendously late, or perhaps fashionably late, murders upon murders of crows explode out across Esshar to scream the news.

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN THE CROWBERT REPORT COMING AT YOU NNNNNNNIGHTLY! OR DAILY!

The crows flock to Osrona, Theria, Myllenoris, Ilburg... And even Nysea itself.

THEIR LITTLE PLANS ON RUINING OSRONA'S BRIDGE SURE WENT UP IN FLAMES - KIND OF LIKE HOW RINN WANTED THE BRIDGE TO GO ORIGINALLY!

DEMONS OH DEMONS ARE BACK AGAIN! AND BACK WITH A VENGEANCE! KIND OF! THEY'RE KIND OF ON THE PUNY SIDE, AREN'T THEY? DON'T GET STEPPED ON KIDDOS!!

I HEARD A BUNCH OF DEMONS HAVE BEEN GETTING THEIR SHIT KICKED IN! STEP IT UP YOU GOONS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TERRORIZE ESSHAR NOT BE THEIR PINATAS! DONT ASK ME WHAT A PINATA IS I WAS TOLD TO SAY IT I SWEAR!

THERIA IS SOAKED IN BLOOD, AS IT USUALLY IS AND AS IT USUALLY SHOULD BE! STAGNATION IS RUINATION AFTER ALL AND THAT ONE DRAKANITE SURE MADE STAGNATION IMPOSSIBLE NOW!

I HEAR THERE'S A LOUD MOUTHED KID FROM BARSBURG SCREAMING THAT ALL TERAPHIM HAVE WITCHES BLOOD! LET ME TELL YOU, I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT'S CORRECT!! DOWN WITH THE TERAPHIM! BUNCH OF HYPOCRITES!

THE FAITH RECENTLY TRIED BURNING A WITCH, ONLY THE WOMAN CAME OUT COMPLETELY UNHARMED AND PERFECTLY SAFE! IS IT A SCAM, OR WAS IT THE REAL DEAL? MORE NEWS AT 11!

THE TERAPHIM WENT INSIDE THE VALE, AND OH WHAT THEY FOUND! I WONDER IF THEY FOUND DEAR OL' BLEU! WELL I GUESS ONE OF THEIR OWN DIED SO THAT KIND OF SUCKS, HUH?

THERE WAS A GIANT COSMIC FUCK OFF PARTY AT ALABASTRE! NO ONE KNOWS REALLY WHY, OR AT LEAST I DON'T BECAUSE FUCK DO I HATE COSMIC MAGES WITH A BURNING PASSION! IF I HAVE ONE MORE PUT A SCAR ON MY FACE I SWEAR TO THE DARK LORD....