The Stonehaven Engineer's Guild

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Since the bold declarations from the heart of the frigid mountains north, there has been much in way's of silence from the stonefolk. As if they were hibernating within their cozy stone apartments while awaiting an uncertain future. One Dwarf, however, did not have an apartment of his own. He had been left outside in the cold with only his precious cat of uncertain origin, Ashes, to keep him company; and so it was Daggar Coaltooth decided to make a business of it.

The Stonehaven Engineer's Guild was born.

"Have ye' e'er considered tha' limits exist to be broken? Here a' the Stonehaven Engineer's Guild, we agree. Whether it be seein' how long a goblin can breathe under lava, launchin' a goblin' int'a the mountainface wit' a catapult, or settin' a goblin on fire an' countin' the seconds it takes for them to stop screamin', important progress requires the bold. Dwarven !SCIENCE! is second'ta none, an' Dwarven engineerin' the same. If ye' believe tha' silly things like morals an' safety restrictions are fer cowards, look no further than the Engineer's Guild fer a place tha' will support all yer war criminal needs at an affordable price."

So it was pamphlets were spread of the uncanny, coal smelling tent that sat outside the gate of Stonehaven, and the guild that gathered there.

"If ye' seek a mastercraft o' Dwarven make, the Engineer's Guild will take yer query an' conundrum alike. Send a letter to Daggar Coaltooth to book an appointment. First time consulations are free, coin negotiable dependin' on the detail an' nuance o' work involved. Dwarven guarantee tha' creativity will be found in even the mos' mundane o' materials. Or yer money back. I have never give money back."

(Location: 919, 883, 1, Outside Stonehaven Gates. Most likely to be found in the early parts of the week!)