THE CROWBERT REPORT

[Milly]

Things stir and go bump under Ilburg; creatures and witches crawl across Esshar, some in hiding and others not so much.
In those moments of doubt, only one thing remains certain...

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN THE CROWBERT REPORT COMING AT YOU NNNNNNNIGHTLY! OR DAILY!

The murder of crows fly far and high across Esshar, once more parroting the screaming news. Even a certain crow that a particular Princess had captured also screams the news out, despite it's captivity.

I HEARD THE FUCKING DRAGONS AND RHOYNISH LOST AT THE BATTLE OF THE BIG BRIDGE, WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS. WHO LOSES OVER A BRIDGE LIKE FOR REAL?

I HEARD KING ALEXANDER FOUGHT A BIRD AND HURT HER. GOOD GOING KIN-- OH I JUST HAD A SEIZURE SAYING THAT.

S̷̱̤͕͊͂̀͋͐̑͐͑̈̈́̈́̓̕Ǫ̸̺̟̱̬̲̑̃̄͑̌͑̌̆̊̈͊͘͜͠M̴̠͍̻̗̞̳̽̑̇̊̃̕E̵̢̨̯̦͍͈͌͆̽͐͒ͅT̸̢̙̲̣͖̹͖͔̟̬̈́H̶̖͍̫̳̒̇̎̾̽͛̈́̿̐̈̓͝͝͝Ỉ̴̢̛̤̭͈̦̻̰̝̗͔̗̯̈͐̔̎̉̿̈̈́N̸̡̺̣̻̺̤̱̰͋͒̂͌̽̒̿͛̆̉G̴̢̛̹͑̈́͊̎̔̇́̃́̆̾̆͜͜͝ ̵̩͔̘̘̿̄̐̾͋̃͂̀Ẇ̵̢̗͉̮̘̺͕̺͙͖̥́͘I̵̧̛̭̦͈̬͆̈́̂̋̅̉̅́̃́̾͝͠C̴͚̬̯͎͕̤̞̄͊̌K̵̛̯̟͆͌̆̅͒̈́͊̑̂̈̋E̸̥̎͊̎̈́̈́͛̍̂͐͊̽̕̕͝D̷͖͇̝͍̰̰̰͎̭͍͙̟̜̓̓͗̏̈́̎͋͘̚͜ ̸̡̖̠̻̲͚̤̝̬̹̎̿ͅT̶̻̬̝͛͜H̸̺͍̬̟̦̀͊͑̎Í̵͈͂̏̓͊͊͊̿́̆̄́̚͝S̶̢̬̻̃̈́͊̀͆̄͆͊͒͘̕̕͠ ̷̜̎̎̄̎̊̀̽̏͒͘W̵̨̡̧̧̛̛͖̲̠̳̯̼̺̥͙̿̋́̀͊͌̀̇̆͠A̸̢̢̹̜̻͙͓͎͉̼͈͌͋̕Y̴̧̢͖̝̖̤͙̰̜̰͕̤̍̐̈́͜ ̸͓̙͖̖͉̼̉̀̌̈́̓ͅÇ̵̰̘̤͚̮̘̗͍̼̱̇̾͊̈́̀͋̾͑͌͑̕͠͝ͅÒ̴̠̬̏͊̓̓̽̀̒͂M̵̹̀̄̐̀̾͘ͅE̷̺͙̙̙̪̖͈̜̙̲̋̀͌̔̒͒͂̆͑́͆̉͘̕͜ͅͅŞ̶̟̲̱͉̦́̾̕

ILBURG DISCOVERED SOME SHIT UNDER THE DESERT, UNDER THEIR HOME!!! BUT WHO PUT IT THERE?! YOU'D THINK INTERESTED PARTIES - AKA WITCHES - WOULD SEEK TO OPEN THAT DELICIOUS PORTAL?! WHERE ARE THEY THOUGH?

RISE UP SISTERS, THE TIME IS NIGH. THE TIME IS NIGH. THE LINE OF PETRAKIS WILL SOON END. AMALIA'S REVENGE TASTES ALL THE MORE SWEETER.

WAIT YOU'RE TELLING ME ILBURG, MYLLENORIS AND OSRONA CAME TO PEACE? WELL SHIT. THAT'S BORING!!!!

THERE ARE PLANS IN PLACE, THEY SAY, WHERE THE HIGH LADY ASTA WILL BETRAY KING ALEXANDER SOON. WILL REGULUS BE PUT BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE?

RINN'S LEADERSHIP CALLED INTO QUESTION - MORE AT 11.