THE CROWBERT REPORT

[Milly]

Yet, even after Myllenoris and Osrona's combined forces were unable to successfully confirm the lack of Occultists and Witches within Ilburg, yet again that murder of Crows fly across Esshar, screeching their ill-gotten news.

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN THE CROWBERT REPORT COMING AT YOU NNNNNNNIGHTLY! OR DAILY!

Seriously. Who taught these avians to speak? They should be cursed to the lowest reaches of Helheim for this crime.

DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT OSRONA LOST NOT ONLY ONCE BUT TWICE? THEY REALLY THOUGHT THEY COULD FIGHT A TWO-PRONGED WAR WHEN THEY COULDN'T EVEN WIN AGAINST BARSBURG?! HAHA

APPARENTLY THAT BANDIT LADY IS DESCENDED FROM A WOMAN WHO ONCE BEAT A BUNCH OF WARRIORS BECAUSE AN OLD WRINKLY GUY WANTED TO MARRY HER! NOW SHE'S GOT HER SIGHTS SET ON THE DIRTY STINKING TERAPHIM AND OSRONA! UH OH LADS!

DRAGON LORD RINN IS PRETTY CUTE, BUT HOW CAN SHE POSSIBLY RUN AN ENTIRE CITY AND A WAR OFFENSIVE WHEN SHE'S LIKE TWELVE? HER WINGS ARE LOOKING MIGHTY FINE HOWEVER. DO YOU POLISH THEM?

THE NEWEST TREATY BETWEEN MYLLENORIS AND OSRONA IS MISSING A KEY SIGNATURE - THIS IS PRETTY EMBARRASSING FOR THE NEW KING, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?

CADETS CADETS CADETS - HAVING CADETS FIGHTING YOUR WAR IS BOUND TO LEAD TO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW!!!

I HEARD A WEDDING WAS PLANNED FOR AFTER THE BATTLE, I WONDER WHO THE LUCKY TWO ARE? JUST KIDDING I ALREADY KNOW AND I'M KIND OF SURPRISED! WILL THIS MAKE AUGUST AN ASTOR, A PETRAKIS, OR WILL THIS MAKE SEREA A SOLENNE?

TO THE MEMBERS OF THE CLERGY THAT KILLED THAT WITCH IN THE FOREST BY OIA? YOU GUYS SUCK.