Crinter DM:

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Which Event: The Spark Stealer

Responsiveness: its mal! he has crazy writing speed. i was the one holding everyone back (such is the dragon priest curse)

Balance: the main fight had a gimmick. a very cool gimmick! itd spam adversity and then attack after a certain while. that attack evolved as the rounds went on; first it was storm, then powersmash, then supreme magma wave. it generated some of the funniest moments. partly due to yao guai, the goat, saying random things in whitext. 

Storytelling: it was simple, but a prelude to something bigger, and a good prelude at that. zhao xiu.. you are a frog in a well, and you mustve forgotten all genuine knowledge originates in direct experience. but i will remember you all the same.

Fairness: "foolish movements would be punished". i am a horrible souls player and this translated to eternia. i walked to attack the boss every time he was done charging a skill. alas, just like in souls games, the fault is mine!

Overall: You are dazed from the force of the blow!/10

Any other comments: 

one of these was a 30k powersmash.
im still laughing about this.
im still laughing about a lot of things..