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Quote:Deep in whatever fuck-off woods remain, lays a Goblin cave, rumored to be almost unrivaled in the treasures which it hides. A treacherous cave system rumored to be teeming with gold and ancient treasures guarded by cunning goblin tribes. While relatively low-risk, Goblins are notorious for setting up surprisingly dangerous and simple traps. From relatively mundane settings, the greens are crafty enough to make sure anyone who sets foot in their territory would regret doing so in the future. What would treasure be without some danger and shit-smeared punji sticks though? Dijkstra and the rest of his company would be following rumors in hopes that there would be plenty gold for his company's future expansion and to properly gear up for any future endeavors.