Quote:You were born in the lap of luxury; from the day you came to be did we not foster within you tenets and teachings becoming of one of such high expectations? Unfathomable amounts of coin squandered! We raised you to be the perfect heir! In your possession was destined to be the continuation of generations of wealth and tradition. To want for not- We gave you the world, my darling. Tell Mother and Father, where was it we went astray?

Did we not instill in you tight enough regime? Were your tutors and mentors unsuccessful in imparting logic? Were your retainers too daft to keep you within our walls? Perhaps they along with your recreational hours allowed too much curiosity to infect your being.

Tell us, what phase is it which possesses you so long that over a decade has come and gone since we last laid eyes upon you? From what corner did your hatred of us fester? Yet alone to have heard from you only recently. We had feared the worst of our investments, my child. Mother and Father were worried to restlessness.

We have received your letter.

We are so pleased to hear you’ve wonderful new friends dear! Invite them along, will you? And so happy to hear you have survived so many ordeals! It should be out of your system, these reckless wiles. You are a grown young lady now. No more fairy tales.

Armed guards are being shipped posthaste to your location. We have been gracious enough to allot you quite some time after receiving this letter. You did not think we would let you slip away from our grasp again, did you?

You are irreplaceable; we have bartered on news of your inevitable return, our dearest investment! First class, assuredly. We will remind you of whence you came, and offer that once again which you cannot deny.

Mother and Father are waiting.