Shishishishishi!

Melidoyla Wrote:Jokul couldn't stop us!
Xarxes couldn't stop THE DOYLA!
Not even all the Constants can! MWASHISHISHISHISHI! IT'S TIME!

FOR THE BIGGEST SCHEME! MY PRECIOUS BABIES! MINIDOYLAS!!!

SHOW YOURSELVES!!!

All across Meranthe, hidden in the groves, swimming in the lava pools of the ruins of Vdalion. Nibbling on wayfinding points all along the lifestream. Breakdancing in the void. Cooking Pizza inside of rift portals. Hidden inside your bathrooms, using your toothbrushes. Even inside Lirael's Cowl (:O!?!?!)

You can see a little peek from an Azure-eyed cutiepie. Selling off the shelves in distant places such as Xigary and Nena! Even Queen Irene has a few of these... supposedly. An army of Shishishishi warriors writhes upon each corner of Meranthe.

Minidoyla Dolls are now being given and sold! Some of these dolls even have neat surprises hidden in them. Made by the seer of FUN and chaos Some rumors even are said that SOME OF THESE MINIDOYLAS ARE ACTUALLY REAL!(oh em gee! perhaps spawnpoints of real minidoylas???? what a roulette surprise! unless? :o)

The swarm of Minidoylas are jam packed with adorable cuteness, style, smarts, and are full of youth, excitement and energy!

Just don't mind the weird things that will happen in the world around these freaks of nature!

On a certain road on a certain open space, one can see Minidoylas with hammers, and builder tool kits waddling about, seemingly building a store...

It appears that McDoyla's is on the way to a Meranthe city near you!

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PRICE OF A MINIDOYLA: 3000c

WHO TO CONTACT: MELIDOYLA, ARNET, AND DYAUS OF THE PRITHVI GANG.(my manufacturer)

WHERE TO NORMALLY FIND US: DAL'THALA. DEMONS AND OCCULTISTS ARE ALLOWED TO COME shishishishi(at your own peril)
(p.s: make sure you have quick feet if you're evil eheh! wouldn't wanna get caught in your ultimate quest for cute minidoylas)