The Church of Chobinsoup

[LittleSunGirl]

Hello and Welcome one and all to The Church of CHOBINSOUP! And Praise be him! 

*cough* This is the part where you praise! *cough*

Any whoo~ My name is Eris, and I am the Glorified Secretary of sorts-Don't ask, Don't tell! And I will be showing you around our lovely facility today.

First stop is the... Well the Church!

This guy outside is Justin, he handles donations and sells other goods on the churches behalf. We like Justin, he is a true devote, more people should be like Justin. I'm looking at you Kyle!

Lets get inside now- its pretty cold out!

Church of Chobinsoup

Now now, very nice, very [insert fangirl screams here] but we cant stay- as you can see the local priests of the Great Phoenix himself are quietly praying. I would hate for us to make any loud noises and spook them! I am still so sorry Jeff... ANYWHO Lets go up the stairs to My- I mean... Well you know what. This is MY research center and clinic. Though this is a public space for any and all who wish to learn just about anything they want. I do try and keep some books on hand, though my collection is small [insert internal weeping here]... Oh this is also where those who are devote to him reside... I should have mentioned that. 

Also if you require a medic please feel free to contact me (Eris) if you can not find me already at the church. I do not care where you are from or who injured you- My only goal is to heal the injured.

Anyone is welcome.

The Chobinsoup Eris's Research Center

Okay okay- now lets keep going up, a lot of stairs- I know. BUT once you make it up this far we have a fair few places to sit and wait to speak with the Voice. Oh- you don't know who the voice is?

MY APPOLOGIES! 

The Voice of Chobinsoup is the leader of our church and the one who speaks the words of great Phoenix. 

Tré Mugen!

Please don't [insert fangirl scream here], he is my brother and its weird... But lets take a quick break, he should be wrapping up his prayers as we speak. 

The Chobiest of Halls

 

Ah yes, I think that has been enough time (only like a second, but Eris really wanted you to just enjoy the hallway for a moment- she did spend a lot of time moving those damn statues!) 

Now then everyone, this is what we have been waiting for! Welcome to the office of my Bro- THE VOICE Tré! 

Hey Tré is there anything you wish to say to these people visiting us? Any wise words of wisdom?

"And thank you Chobinsoup, the legend, the one that will see this land to proper safety...in your name. Ha'chu!
  
Oh! I didn't see you all there, I was busy speaking to the legend, making sure to let him know that all of Meranthe's children need to be protected. Shishishii...did you know that he once saved the world three times in a single day by simply flying from place to place? Did you know that he used his majestic phoenix powers to revive an entire orphanage? Our god truly is the greatest god of them all. I truly am unworthy of his majestic blessing to be called his voice.
 
But enough about me. You all...you are all more blessed than I. You, who stand before me with eyes of wonder and hope for the future. With hearts as pure as the snow that once graced Vdalion. You are the ones I look toward with the feeling that one day...we will all be saved, and it is because of you that Chobinsoup-- THE LEGEND can shine brighter than the sun!
 
Ah, please leave me, I must pray yet again for I need to give thanks to the chosen one!"

The Voice's Office

Alright and that concludes our tour of the church!  

Huh- oh wait, is that open now? I thought we were doing renovations still? 

 

Wait... Really... 

 

OKAY! Every one we are going down some stairs, and some more- oh no don't leave through the front door- see off to the side, yeah that door there it leads to the basement. Don't worry its not a trap, not this time. Single file lets go.. 
 

Welcome everyone to the Cafe!

 

Wait its the what?... [insert incoherent mumbling here] 

   

CORRECTION: Hello and welcome to the Maid Cafe!

Damn it Tré

Chobinsoup Maid Cafe

Alright everyone and that concludes our tour-

 

Please sit, have something to eat on the house and please be nice to the staff. They do this out of love and and devotion to the one and only Chobinsoup.

 

If you are interested in joining the Church of Chobinsoup (We are hiring!!) Please let either Tre or myself know- we would love to have you! 

 

(If you would like to set up a scene you can send a letter in game or through discord!)

 

(Eris's discord 'compactmonster')

 

(Tré's discord 'rainthemighty')

 

Have a good day! And always remember to Praise Him!

[Nova Lycan]

All around Meranthe, specifically on the bulletin boards, there appears to be a flying in relation to the Church of Chobinsoup!
   

"Greetings friends, Dorians, and countrymen! Led me your eyes for a moment! In these trying times of stagnation and low activity, I come to you with a chance to experience a breathe of fresh air. A chance to gain clarity and an understanding. Friends, I call you to attend our humble church for a sermon, as well as a chance to hear of a few fun announcements! I hope to see you there!" - The Voice of Chobinsoup!

   

A sermon has been called and any who wish to gain something may attend!
Sunday @ 5:30 PM

[Nova Lycan]

Due to a certain engagement, this will be moved to Monday instead. Same time.
(Would have done this sooner but I was lazy today so, shush! >.<)

[LittleSunGirl]

Medical Lessons! 
Brought to you by your friends at the Chobinsoup Church,
and our host Nyflheim! (602, 931)
Sunday 9/24 - 12 cst (1 est)
Please note! This is not JUST a chance to learn about all things medical-
this is also a chance to learn about Nyflheim itself!