MillyTHE CROWBERT REPORT
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THE CROWBERT REPORT


Often overhead, there can be seen a small crow flying around the entirety of Esshar. It seems harmless enough until it starts shouting in a high pitched voice.

Quote:DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN THE CROWBERT REPORT COMING AT YOU NNNNNNNIGHTLY! OR DAILY!


Who taught this Crow to talk? It would ever remain a mystery. Regardless, Stephen Crowbert continues on with his report. Yelling.


Quote:DID YOU KNOW I HEARD THAT VELES LOST ALL OF HER SCALES AFTER THAT DISASTER OF A RITUAL AT THE TOWER? I ALSO HEARD THAT ROBIN BEAT THE PISS OUT OF AN ANGRY ASS SPIDER DEMON WHO THREW ME ONE TIME! (serves him right) WOW WHO KNEW THAT OSRONA COULD FINALLY WIN A BATTLE, YOU KNOW?

ALSO THERIA IS PROBABLY IN A PICKLY JAM OH NO! OH ME OH MY OH NO! 

THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF KIDDIES AND CHILDREN IN OSRONA NOW! I WONDER WHERE THEY CAME FROM? EGGS? WHO LAID ALL OF THOSE EGGS?

ALYSSA OUTED HERSELF AS SOME BAD PERSON! BUT I THINK SHE'S ALRIGHT.

THERE WAS SOME PROMOTIONS IN THE MILITARY BUT I'M A CROW SO I DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM. BUT GOOD JOB YOU GUYS!!!


With his duty served, the Crow returns to his Master, whoever that is.
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Once more, this same crow - seemingly much larger than last time, with piercing red eyes, flies over the entirety of Esshar. It screams out in a high pitched voice.

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DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN THE CROWBERT REPORT COMING AT YOU NNNNNNNIGHTLY! OR DAILY!


Seriously you guys... Who taught this Crow to talk? It's a horrible idea.

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OH WOW I THINK THERE WAS SOME STUFF THAT POPPED OFF IN THERIA LAST NIGHT! A KNIGHT FROM OSRONA CAME AND STARTED BEATING DEMON ASS BEFORE SHE GOT GROSS THINGS INJECTED INTO HER! THEN SHE FLED LIKE A LITTLE POOPSTAIN HAHAHAHA!
THEN A GUY THAT CALLED HIMSELF KING TRIED TO FIGHT A BUNCH OF DEMONS - AND HE ALSO BEAT DEMON ASS. BEFORE HE GOT HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM BY VELES! GO MOM! I MEAN, MY OTHER MOM! (nice legs)
MOONFALL KEEPS TEACHING PEOPLE COOL STUFF - AND BY COOL STUFF I MEAN STUFF I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT I'M JUST A FUCKING CROW.
THE KIDS IN OSRONA ARE UP TO SOME SHIT. I JUST KNOW IT. I SMELL IT IN THE AIR.
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This time, two crows fly across Esshar together. One is slightly bigger, with piercing red eyes. The other is an ordinary Crow.


Quote:DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN THE CROWBERT REPORT COMING AT YOU NNNNNNNIGHTLY! OR DAILY!


Oh no there's two of them. Now, they scream out in unison...


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WE WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE TEAM, STEPHANIE CROWBERT. NO RELATION.
WOW IT SEEMS LIKE SOMEONE TRIED TO TAKE SOMETHING OVER AND FAILED? CRAZZZZZY!

THERIA DONE FUCKED UP BY BANNING DEMONS FROM THE TOWER, HONESTLY. IF YOU'RE GONNA BAN STUFF YOU SHOULD HAVE THE STRENGTH TO BACK IT UP YOU KNOW YOU KNOW YOU KNOW?
IT APPEARS THAT EVERYONE IS PLANNING SOME STUFF
THERE'S A RADIANT IN OSRONA THAT SMELLS LIKE BUTT
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The rumors of Witches and Occultism ramping up across Esshar seems to bring out an old creature. A giant Crow, approximately 2 feet tall, with glowing red eyes, flies across Esshar - while other smaller more normal Crows fly to other parts of the country, screaming out messages all in unison.
Who sent these crows out to spread their illicit news? Who knew.

Quote:DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN THE CROWBERT REPORT COMING AT YOU NNNNNNNIGHTLY! OR DAILY!


Their screams echo throughout Esshar. Whether or not this news is factual is left up to mystery.

Quote:DID YOU KNOW THAT THE QUEEN IS A WAR MONGERER? IF YOU DIDN'T YOU SURE KNOW IT NOW!! SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S BEEN TURNING DOWN CHANCES FOR PEACE AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY! MAYBE SHE WANTS TO GET BACK AT THE PEOPLE WHO TURNED THEIR BACKS ON THE CROWN AFTER HER HUSBAND DIED? WHOA NELLY!


I HEARD A GRIMMORE NOBLE HAS BECOME A LOVE SLAVE FOR A TERAPHIM - fuck the teraphim by the way they suck - THAT'S WILD. WHERE IS HIS PRIDE?! ALSO WHY ISN'T HIS HAIR RED?


DID YOU HEAR THAT BASTIEL THE PROPHET KING DIED? APPARENTLY HE WANTED TO SEE OSRONA BURN, AND LET THE TERAPHIM KNOW THEY'D BE NEXT AFTER THERIA! WILL WAR KEEP HAPPENING?!


APPARENTLY THE LEADER OF THE RHOYNISH, PENELOPE, BEAT THE PISS OUT OF A RADIANT! HAHAHA!! YOU DESERVE IT!!!

MYLLENORIS THINKS THERE ARE WITCHES IN ILBURG BUT THEY DON'T KNOW SHIT THEY DON'T KNOW THE REAL WITCHES ARE IN OSRONA!
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Yet, even after Myllenoris and Osrona's combined forces were unable to successfully confirm the lack of Occultists and Witches within Ilburg, yet again that murder of Crows fly across Esshar, screeching their ill-gotten news.

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Seriously. Who taught these avians to speak? They should be cursed to the lowest reaches of Helheim for this crime.

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DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT OSRONA LOST NOT ONLY ONCE BUT TWICE? THEY REALLY THOUGHT THEY COULD FIGHT A TWO-PRONGED WAR WHEN THEY COULDN'T EVEN WIN AGAINST BARSBURG?! HAHA

APPARENTLY THAT BANDIT LADY IS DESCENDED FROM A WOMAN WHO ONCE BEAT A BUNCH OF WARRIORS BECAUSE AN OLD WRINKLY GUY WANTED TO MARRY HER! NOW SHE'S GOT HER SIGHTS SET ON THE DIRTY STINKING TERAPHIM AND OSRONA! UH OH LADS!


DRAGON LORD RINN IS PRETTY CUTE, BUT HOW CAN SHE POSSIBLY RUN AN ENTIRE CITY AND A WAR OFFENSIVE WHEN SHE'S LIKE TWELVE? HER WINGS ARE LOOKING MIGHTY FINE HOWEVER. DO YOU POLISH THEM?

THE NEWEST TREATY BETWEEN MYLLENORIS AND OSRONA IS MISSING A KEY SIGNATURE - THIS IS PRETTY EMBARRASSING FOR THE NEW KING, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?


CADETS CADETS CADETS - HAVING CADETS FIGHTING YOUR WAR IS BOUND TO LEAD TO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW!!!

I HEARD A WEDDING WAS PLANNED FOR AFTER THE BATTLE, I WONDER WHO THE LUCKY TWO ARE? JUST KIDDING I ALREADY KNOW AND I'M KIND OF SURPRISED! WILL THIS MAKE AUGUST AN ASTOR, A PETRAKIS, OR WILL THIS MAKE SEREA A SOLENNE?


TO THE MEMBERS OF THE CLERGY THAT KILLED THAT WITCH IN THE FOREST BY OIA? YOU GUYS SUCK.
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Things stir and go bump under Ilburg; creatures and witches crawl across Esshar, some in hiding and others not so much.
In those moments of doubt, only one thing remains certain...

Quote:DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN THE CROWBERT REPORT COMING AT YOU NNNNNNNIGHTLY! OR DAILY!


The murder of crows fly far and high across Esshar, once more parroting the screaming news. Even a certain crow that a particular Princess had captured also screams the news out, despite it's captivity.


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I HEARD THE FUCKING DRAGONS AND RHOYNISH LOST AT THE BATTLE OF THE BIG BRIDGE, WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS. WHO LOSES OVER A BRIDGE LIKE FOR REAL?

I HEARD KING ALEXANDER FOUGHT A BIRD AND HURT HER. GOOD GOING KIN-- OH I JUST HAD A SEIZURE SAYING THAT.


S̷̱̤͕͊͂̀͋͐̑͐͑̈̈́̈́̓̕Ǫ̸̺̟̱̬̲̑̃̄͑̌͑̌̆̊̈͊͘͜͠M̴̠͍̻̗̞̳̽̑̇̊̃̕E̵̢̨̯̦͍͈͌͆̽͐͒ͅT̸̢̙̲̣͖̹͖͔̟̬̈́H̶̖͍̫̳̒̇̎̾̽͛̈́̿̐̈̓͝͝͝Ỉ̴̢̛̤̭͈̦̻̰̝̗͔̗̯̈͐̔̎̉̿̈̈́N̸̡̺̣̻̺̤̱̰͋͒̂͌̽̒̿͛̆̉G̴̢̛̹͑̈́͊̎̔̇́̃́̆̾̆͜͜͝ ̵̩͔̘̘̿̄̐̾͋̃͂̀Ẇ̵̢̗͉̮̘̺͕̺͙͖̥́͘I̵̧̛̭̦͈̬͆̈́̂̋̅̉̅́̃́̾͝͠C̴͚̬̯͎͕̤̞̄͊̌K̵̛̯̟͆͌̆̅͒̈́͊̑̂̈̋E̸̥̎͊̎̈́̈́͛̍̂͐͊̽̕̕͝D̷͖͇̝͍̰̰̰͎̭͍͙̟̜̓̓͗̏̈́̎͋͘̚͜ ̸̡̖̠̻̲͚̤̝̬̹̎̿ͅT̶̻̬̝͛͜H̸̺͍̬̟̦̀͊͑̎Í̵͈͂̏̓͊͊͊̿́̆̄́̚͝S̶̢̬̻̃̈́͊̀͆̄͆͊͒͘̕̕͠ ̷̜̎̎̄̎̊̀̽̏͒͘W̵̨̡̧̧̛̛͖̲̠̳̯̼̺̥͙̿̋́̀͊͌̀̇̆͠A̸̢̢̹̜̻͙͓͎͉̼͈͌͋̕Y̴̧̢͖̝̖̤͙̰̜̰͕̤̍̐̈́͜ ̸͓̙͖̖͉̼̉̀̌̈́̓ͅÇ̵̰̘̤͚̮̘̗͍̼̱̇̾͊̈́̀͋̾͑͌͑̕͠͝ͅÒ̴̠̬̏͊̓̓̽̀̒͂M̵̹̀̄̐̀̾͘ͅE̷̺͙̙̙̪̖͈̜̙̲̋̀͌̔̒͒͂̆͑́͆̉͘̕͜ͅͅŞ̶̟̲̱͉̦́̾̕

ILBURG DISCOVERED SOME SHIT UNDER THE DESERT, UNDER THEIR HOME!!! BUT WHO PUT IT THERE?! YOU'D THINK INTERESTED PARTIES - AKA WITCHES - WOULD SEEK TO OPEN THAT DELICIOUS PORTAL?! WHERE ARE THEY THOUGH?


RISE UP SISTERS, THE TIME IS NIGH. THE TIME IS NIGH. THE LINE OF PETRAKIS WILL SOON END. AMALIA'S REVENGE TASTES ALL THE MORE SWEETER.

WAIT YOU'RE TELLING ME ILBURG, MYLLENORIS AND OSRONA CAME TO PEACE? WELL SHIT. THAT'S BORING!!!!


THERE ARE PLANS IN PLACE, THEY SAY, WHERE THE HIGH LADY ASTA WILL BETRAY KING ALEXANDER SOON. WILL REGULUS BE PUT BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE?

RINN'S LEADERSHIP CALLED INTO QUESTION - MORE AT 11.
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After the great battle between Theria and Osrona, once more the population of Esshar finds Crows scattering outwards - from a specific point within the Western Swamplands. They squawk and cry out the news. Is it correct, or fictitious? Who knew.

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DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN THE CROWBERT REPORT COMING AT YOU NNNNNNNIGHTLY! OR DAILY!

The Crows all scatter to the four winds, to multiple locations within Esshar.


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THERIA'S NEWEST DRAGONLORD ABANDONED THERIA? WILL HE BE ANOTHER BASTIEL, ONLY INSTEAD OF RUNNING EVERYONE ELSE OUT HE GOT RAN OUT? he's just missing a twink build and a crown of flowers really

OSRONA ACTUALLY KILLED A REAL DRAGON. WILL THIS BE THE START OF SOMETHING GLORIOUS? OR WILL THIS BE A ONE TIME THING?


OUR DEAREST SISTER DUANA WAS SLAIN - BY THE CHAMPION OF ESSHAR HIMSELF, PERICLES. HE NEEDS TO GO! HE NEEDS TO GO! GO GO GO!

AVENGE DUANA, FOR THE SAKE OF HIM!


MYLLENORIS AND THERIA ACHIEVED PEACE - IS IT POSSIBLE FOR THERIA AND OSRONA TOO?? WE CERTAINLY HOPE NOT, CONSIDERING OSRONA KILLED AN ACTUAL DRAGON.


ǐ̵̱́̉̽͝ṫ̶̡̯̼̗̘̗̖͈̻͚̗͉̜̀̃͌͛̓̑̓̚'̴̨̘̲͔̪̰̣̂́̀̊͠͝͠͝ͅs̷̡̖̯̝̥̣̥̦̫͑ ̵͇̲̭͚̜̻̟͓̼̪̠̮̅̈́̿͛̓̃̽͐̑̇ͅs̸̢̧̯̗̟͖̗̞̀̑̑̀̒̃̊͌́̎̽͂̉͝͝t̶̡̨̝̝̘̠̮̦̤̣̙͓̗̀̽̾̈́́̽̃͂́͆̆͗͂̐ḯ̸̱̰̺̭͇̬̹̭͔͓̘́͂̈͒̇̋̍͊͌͛̿̚ľ̸̯̪̓̎͑̉̃͘͘l̶̡̡̹̫̰̩͉̠̯̺͎̤̓̓̒̃͋̅̀̊͌̏̕̕ ̶̧͙͚̩͎̲̗͓̙͍̫̦͚̿̆̈́̉̉̏̐͗̆̎͋͝͝c̴̼̮̙̝̗̞̝͍͙͔͙̑̋̾̈́̔͆͂ͅo̸̱̪̭͛̃̅́́̚m̴̛̮͔͇͙͈͍̜̬͔̤̻̈́͗̐̀͐͛ͅḭ̶̹̻̩͇̩̻̣́̍͋̎͗̀̆̅̇̊̋̕̚n̷͔͎͈͑̉̀͛͜͝ģ̸̛̛͇̞͈̺̪̱̄̀̽̂͂͛̒̃͗̌̚͘͝

̴̧͇̯͍̭͓̦̝̫̺̣̋͐f̷̼́̑r̸̲̒̄̓͊̏́̓͛́̕o̷̟̥̱͑̍́͆̈̈̀͘͝m̵̤̟̟̬͙̹̌͊͐́̾̚̚͠͝ ̴̛̰̦̱̞͈̱̰͖͈̹̹̖̘̞̈́̆̃͝t̸̛̺̩͈͙͓͈̮͈̲̥̍̂̐̽̇̉̂̋̔̇́̑͜͝͝ḩ̵̻̼̙͈̤̱͎͌̃͌̅̓͗̈́͘e̴̬̖̻̤̅͒͑̅̒̾̈͆̂̀̋̽̽̓̉ ̸̛͇̯̰̻͈́̃̋̽̿̈́̌̀̑͒̍̀d̸̯̏̉͑͆́͐̏͋̂͐̕͝a̵̢̨̧̛͓̠͕̻̤͓̦͖̝̩̜̓̄̏͂̔͗͝ͅr̶̛͙̙̩̾̎̊̈́̌͊̊̉͝͝ķ̶͙̗̪̻̝͎̲͕̹̰̈́̃͑̑̎͊ṋ̸̰͖̀̊͆̃͘͝e̴̺͙̭̳͈̞͋̇͐͘͝s̵͍͎̆̏̐̂͆̓s̸̗̥͎̩̱͍̼̮̘̬̼͑͗͗̓̐͘ ̷̹̘̫͍̗̥̮̀̑̒̉̍̈̓͒̔͑̔ͅḋ̷̛̦̫̅̿̈́̋́̊̌̐̀́̚͠ǫ̵̛̛̺̣͎̪͚͈͕̰̤͕͖̠͊̅̾͂̆̆̄̽̂̾͐e̷̩͔̪̪̯̯͓̳͔̫̯̞͙̊̽͗͑̇̊̕͝͝ͅs̵̛̞̗͖͔̬̞̩̠̰͆̾͛͐̎̂̄̓͘ ̶̛̪̺̪͒̉͂͐̈́̓̅͝͠ȋ̶̼̗̼̖̣̹̭̣̺̳͎̼̗͎̈ţ̵̛͎̣̯̣̻̪͙́̈́̑͊̆͋̀̈́̅͂̃́͝ ̸̨̯͙͓͍͈̼̬̃̓͜ͅr̶̭͍̫̙͈̻̗̻͕̎͝i̴͖͕͔͎̙̭̱̫̞̟̞̹̠̇̈s̸̱͍͍̼̹͑ḛ̶̢̨̢̺̝̯̤̥̻̏̌̇̉̉́͐̕͘͝

̸̨̡̨̛͖̤̲̯̥̠̆̓̔̂̐̍̌̈́̿͋̈́͘f̶͚̔́r̴͚͓̻̿̽͒̆̇̂̃ò̵̧̢̯͓͍͕̦͚̝̼̬̦̺̐̀̀͝m̴̢̖̣̪͎̟̠̫̝͐̍͑̀̎̽̈̈́͂̐͊ͅ ̸̧̹̰̜̰̬͇͚̙̭̼͆͗̂̆̋̈́̽͘͝t̵̩͓͇̮̘̾ḩ̴̡̰̺̫̥͍̜͌̆͒̽̀͗e̵̱̲͙̳̩͍̯̥̮̤͇̩̔͑̋͒͂́̌͆̀͝ ̶͙͕͙̜̱̲̭̗͓̠̫̖͙͛̚u̴̝̖̭̠͙͔̓̀̌̏̓̾̂̓̋͗̚̚͝ñ̶͓̠͔̚d̴̢̻̖̖̽̿̈̋̈̋ȩ̵͎̫͍̦̰̳̿́̑̃̈͆̈́͛̓̎ͅŗ̴̛̼͔̜̟̲̝͇͛̉̽͂̐̒̓͒d̷̨̫̫̮͉̦̖̳̘̖͓̫̥̍͆̐̒̍̿̇̆̊̍͒͜͜a̶̧̢͈̞̗̻͚͔̍̃͊͐͆̌̄͑̕r̶̢̳̤̦̻͉̙͛͆̉̑͒͋̈́̈͘͜͜͝k̸̺̞̃́̊́͗̋̐͆̋̅̃͐͘̕͝ͅ ̷̢̛̛̞̭͔̬̣͊̓͆̆̆́̋̓̚͜͠d̵͍̭͈̤̼̰͖͙̂͜ǫ̷̻̤̻͎̹̗̝̉̑̋̑̏̏̂̕̕e̸̥̮̰̤̗͎̮̯̯̩̖̻̍̾̊͜͠s̶̺̾̾̀̑̒̚ ̵̛̠̦̞̘͇͉͓͇͈͙̲̤͈̘̖͒͗̋͋̿̈́͒͠ĭ̸̗͕̟̞̓͊̽̓̍t̸͖͎̦̓̆̊ ̷̛̛̬͔͈͇͚̊̔́͒̌̈́͊́̾͊͘̕͝ͅc̷̡̢̖̟̺̞̫̩̮̥̦̹̎̔̂̔̌͐̃ͅo̸̱̫̺̯̥̥̣͙͆̾͆̿͗͑͝m̷͎̺̀̐͑̈́͂͒͗̇̅͆̈͠e̸̙͍͕̜͇̰̼̍̅̈́͠ͅ
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Once more, Crows swarm out from the Western Swamp lands, screeching their own version of the news. Perhaps one day, the source of these crows will be discovered, until then...?

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DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN THE CROWBERT REPORT COMING AT YOU NNNNNNNIGHTLY! OR DAILY!



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OSRONA LOST THE BATTLE FOR STARFALL - MAYBE IT'S A FORETELLING OF THINGS TO COME? THIS CROW CAN ONLY HOPE SO!

WE HEARD THE QUEEN ROTTED SOME CABBAGES ASTA GAVE HER FOR HER WEDDING, THAT'S A REAL BIG INSULT YOU KNOW! BUT WE GUESS WE AREN'T THAT SURPRISED.


THE KING MANAGED TO SWOOP IN AND SAVE HIS LEADING LADY FROM THE HIGH LADY - THAT'S IMPRESSIVE, WE GUESS. MAYBE TRY BEATING OTHER FOLKS FIRST KINGY.

THERE'S A RUMOR A GROUP OF KIDS ARE GONNA DESCEND INTO THE VAULT AFTER SOME FANCY WEAPONS! YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET THEM!


PROMOTIONS HAVE BEEN HAPPENING IN OSRONA, FROM THE NEW STELLUS (we hear he voted for himself, corruption!) TO A NEW KNIGHT AND A NEW PALADIN! THESE AREN'T IMPORTANT THOUGH!

WHATS IMPORTANT IS SOME DRAKANITE HAS A DRAGON EGG, AND ANOTHER ONE NAMED HERSELF DRAGONLORD - JUST GAVE HERSELF THE TITLE. THE EGO! WE SWEAR!


ILBURG AND MYLLENORIS BEAT BACK THE THING THAT WAS COMING THROUGH THE PORTAL BELOW ILBURG UNFORTUNATELY. SAD DAY IT IS, WE WERE LOOKING FORWARD TO IT!
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Even as war wages across Esshar, with Osrona's back to the wall, do the Crows still fly, spreading their false and truthful news all in one go.


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DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN THE CROWBERT REPORT COMING AT YOU NNNNNNNIGHTLY! OR DAILY!




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MESSENGERS BETWEEN OSRONA AND THERIA AND OSRONA AND MYLLENORIS AND OSRONA AND ILBURG AND OSRONA AND ALABASTRE HAVE BEEN SPOTTED A LOT! OSRONA IS PROBABLY WORRIED!

WE HEARD THE QUEEN AND THE KING'S COUSIN GOT INTO A VICIOUS ARGUMENT AND FISTS WERE THROWN! WILL SHE GET HER HEAD CHOPPED OFF?


WITCHES AND OCCULTISTS STIR ACROSS THE LAND. SEEMS LIKE MUCH LIKE LEMURIA WHEN SHE WAS IN OSRONA FIFTY YEARS AGO DUANA TAUGHT A SHIT TON OF STUDENTS!

THERE'S A YOUNG LORD OF A FOOLISH HOUSE THAT KEEPS BRAGGING ABOUT HAVING A SAND ROOM - GIVE IT UP KID, SAND IS SO 1670S!


THERE IS A YOUNG PETRAKIS OUT THERE, SPEAKING ILLS OF THE CROWN! BUT WHICH ONE?

THE TERAPHIM ARE USING HUMAN SACRIFICES! YOU THOUGHT THE WITCHES WERE BAD? THESE PEOPLE CAN SEE INSIDE YOUR SOULS MAN!!


ASTA IS DEMANDING THE KING'S HEAD, BUT WHOSE HEAD WILL REALLY ROLL IN THIS BATTLE? WE'LL HAVE TO SEE!
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Even as darkness looms around Esshar, with fractured peace and political posturing do these crows fly ever more.


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DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN THE CROWBERT REPORT COMING AT YOU NNNNNNNIGHTLY! OR DAILY!



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THERE WAS A FESTIVAL IN THE VALE! WE MISS THE VALE SO DEARLY - SO MANY GOOD MEMORIES! FUN MEMORIES! D̵̛͇͇̹̫̯̰̔̓͑̃͜Ä̷̢̟̣͎́̍̑̏́̍̀͊͌́́́͜Ŗ̶͚̣̳̺̫̓̆̔̊͒̾͛͛́̒͑̕͝͠K̸̨̟̗̣̬̘̺̰̝͒̓̓͜͠͝͠ͅͅ ̴̢̾̓̆̌̓̓̉͑̓̉̓̓͗͐͠M̸̨̛̗͓̫̟̠̳̠̮͙̓ͅE̴̲̼̺̚M̵̡̨͎͎̙͔̯̠̗̽͊̍̀̍̔͛̒̇̑͝͠O̶̢̧̩͍̩̞͓̱͚̦͎͚̟̪̘̓̈́̽́͗͆͠͠R̷̨̢̢̨̢̺͕͖̥̞̖̟̄̀̒̒͊̈̇̈́̉̅͋͂̀͝ͅͅI̵̢̢̧̛̯̲̦̲̺̲̘͉̹͋̐̇̐̚Ẽ̴̢̡̡͇͙̦͓̮͙̯̭͎̞̳̌̔͆̈́̓̄́̄͒̓͘͜͠͠Ş̴̧̢̧̫͔̗̮̙̥͎̻̦̏̃ͅ


ILLBURG IS A BUNCH OF SISSY NANNIES FOR PULLING OUT AGAINST OSRONA! DESTROY THE PLACE! LOOK AT THEIR GILDED WALLS AND STREETS PAVED WITH GOLD! IT'S ALL FOR THE TAKING!


OUR SISTER HAS BEEN REVEALED! COME HOME AND PLOT AND PLAN FOR THIS NOT A FAILURE! ESSHAR QUAKES UNDERNEATH FEAR OF OUR RISE ONCE MORE!


COME CHILDREN, COME AND PLAY! COME AND FIND ME AND Ĺ̶̢̢̲͚̮̻̩̦͇͚̓́̊̌͑̂̓̂͛̉̽͘̚Ȩ̸̡̢̛͖̮̰̝̗͇͎̯̠͆͊͗̉́̂̇̊̓̓͝ͅT̸̛̺̬̲̼̭͖̩̭͈̰̻̝̃̔̋̉͌̅͐̅̐̐̑͜͝ ̸̛̙͉̤̼̲̥̞͚̓̈́̌͒̿̈́́͑̆̐͐͝͝M̸̧̗͖̻̰̜̘͎͇̙̘̫̗͌͠͠ͅE̴̗̋̆̈́̏̉̎̑͌͂͐̿͌͜ ̸̘͇̖̅͒̓͌̀̾̔͆̔͂̕̕S̴̢̧͍͓͓͉̳̏̾̈́͑́̉̔͊̍̈̒̀Ḩ̸̖̹̝̻̳̝̦̦̱̟̰͍͗̾̌̓̃̇̓́̾̿́Ȯ̴̧̰̘̟̜̺͙̘͓̖̰̐̂͘W̵̧̛̛̘͈̬̞͓̮͈̙͕͂̎̿̈́͒͑̔ ̴̡͉͕̰̿̀Y̷̨̪̮͇̰̯̫̟̹̹͍̳̠̳̋͐̇́͠O̴̜̹̣̦̭̙͙̯̙̬̊U̸̞̙͙̭̮̞̮͂̉̃͠ ̶̡͙̹̻̗̞̬̲̙̻̤̬͖̦͗̾͛̚T̷̹̿Ḫ̴̛̎͑̓̐̂͋͋̈̃̈́E̵̢̛͊͂̓̈́͝ ̴̡̪͈͉̞̞͔̠͂̇̃̌͌̓͌̉̈́̅̌̉͘̚͜͝ͅT̷̥̻͎̞͒͝R̷̥̾͛͒͝U̶̪͇̼͚̞̝̳͎̗̒̔͗͜Ȇ̸̢͉̣̦̰͈͖̹̺̺̮̖̲͙͎̽̒̾̅̽͛͋̽̽̋̂̓͠͠ ̷̧̬̦̝͂͋̄̈́̌̎̋̎̚P̷̡̫̫̎͒̇̉͑̀͘ͅÁ̵͓͉̺̹̟̣̣̤̙̱̝̪̂̈̑͂̇̓͆̓̍͘͝ͅͅT̷̮̳̫̥̲̳͒̂̈́̌̎́̔͊̌͘̕͝Ḣ̵͈̞̰̙͙̞̈̌̒̎͗̓̍͂͘͘͝ ̷̰͉̠̀͛̋̂T̴͙͚̣͎̻͔̮̙̺̈́̔O̶̤̠̫̘̖̖̪̖̹̓̉͛̏͑̐̐̋̚ ̵̧̨̡̭̼̙̹̺̰̲͓͆̐H̵̡̤̲͓̅́̏̽̃̓̆̽́̊͂̋̅͐I̸̢̡̛͚̦̹̖͙̤̲̦̾̐͐̓̽̓ͅȘ̴̛̱̘̪́̎̅͊̋̐̈̍̀̕ ̶̡͈͕̺̙̃͑͒͠P̴̨͎̬̖̝̪̭̂̐̂͛͋̀͒̈́̃̄̓͑̈́̔̚Ờ̶̺̣͎͛̅̌̑̎͌Ẁ̵̘́̉̓̽̎͋͑͒͌̉͝ͅĔ̷̢̧̼͔̼̠͖͚̟͙̘̪̎̏͛͘͝͝Ŗ̵̡̯̳̙̳̺͎͍̺̗͓̺̥̲̑̌̂͋̓!̶̛̰̤͖̰̱̩̀̃̓̇̐̽͐̐͗̓͐


GO AHEAD, ASTA HARGARVE - DESTROY OSRONA ONCE AND FOR ALL! DESTROY THE PETRAKIS LINE! DO WHAT WE COULD NOT DO, YOU BIMBLING BAFFOON!


WE SEND OUT A CALL TO THOSE CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT WHO NEED TO FIND THEIR WAY - COME ONE, COME ALL! COME PLAY WITH US!
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